Ernest Hemingway

Ernest Miller Hemingway (July 21, 1899 — July 2, 1961) was a novelist, short-story writer, and journalist. He was part of the 1920s expatriate community in Paris, and one of the veterans of World War I later known as "the Lost Generation." He received the Pulitzer Prize in 1953 for The Old Man and the Sea, and the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1954.

A reported misogynist who enjoyed his liquor. Any degrading act preformed on the female body such as "tea bagging", or "pimp smackin' dat ho" can also be referred to as a "Hemingway".

Johnny: You better check yourself Suzy.

Suzy: I do what I want.

Johnny: (Slaps that Ho)

Ralf: Damn you just Ernest Hemingway'ed the shit out of that bitch.

Suzy: He was right to do so, I should really stop having opinions of my own.

Johnny: You're damn right bitch! (Most likely followed up with another bitch slap.)

by LitteraryGangsta February 21, 2009

Ernesto

A father figure no one better than him. Trust me. Just when you think you have him figured out he’ll surprise you. Oh and he has a huge penis

Ernesto is my dad.

by 3six March 7, 2020

Ernestas

One of the craziest mother fuckers you will ever lay eyes on. He will steal your swords and use them to impale your chest. He will beat the shit out of babies and torture them. He bullies mentally disabled children. Other than that, he’s a great guy.

Hey it’s Ernestas. .

Yup it’s me, Ernestas

by ernestas November 24, 2021

Ernest P. Whirl

When one urinates into their lovers mouth and then uses their penis like a stirstick.

Hey Vern, would you like an Ernest P. whirl?

by utrtrhrutr August 30, 2009

Ereyesterday

Ever wanted to say what the day before yesterday was? Well now you can! Ereyesterday is your word.

Person 1: "Hey, didn't I see you ereyesterday at the store?"
Person 2: "Wait, what?"

by Vexacon June 16, 2021

Ernesto

Ernesto is an angry italian man. You can often find him standing on the corner of his street asking why people have parked out the front of his house. He likes wood and telling you he worked on that house. He has a hard head but a soft spot for Lupini’s.

Person 1: who is that person standing on the corner in his jocks?

Person 2: ohhh thats just Ernesto, he has a Rottweiler.

Person 1: he looks like Vince Colosimo

by Chenzo.ernesto January 19, 2022

Ernest

The most amazingly perfect man you will ever meet. Great lover. Eyes you can get lost in. Will always put you before himself. Great kisser. Sex to die for! Loves you unconditionally and will go to extremes to make sure you are taken care of. Best person ever!!!

My boyfriend Ernest is the best!

by Emmerleeanne January 21, 2023