A amazing sport. The riders work very hard. It is very dangerous you work with a 500 kilogram beast who has a mind of its own. You must be very committed to do this sport.
by Your average horse girl August 8, 2019
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Males should be adequately forwarned about the dangers of equestriess'. Bitches that ride horses scheme with one another due to inherent social/personal insecurities.
A 'princess' is a high-maintenance, spoiled brat.
Hence, a large percentage of the female equestrian population may be considered an "Equestriess".
Males should be adequately forwarned about the dangers of equestriess'. Bitches that ride horses scheme with one another due to inherent social/personal insecurities.
A 'princess' is a high-maintenance, spoiled brat.
Hence, a large percentage of the female equestrian population may be considered an "Equestriess".
Ex: The herd of females that arrived to our apartment last night included one equestriess... She successfully blocked my cock between the hours of 10pm and 3am.
by Neil Strauss of mystery February 26, 2011
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The name given to sexual acts performed to/with horses (or other equines, including Zebras). Often performed by females, for the pleasure of a surprisingly broad audience of males. Most beastiality acts refer to equestrophilia, as the phallus of a horse is adequately long so as to provide good visual appeal (apparently). Two of the most renowned equestrophile 'actors' are Kitty Beatty (who actually worked as a vet, before agreeing to do equestrophilic films) and Michael Abbott (who is quoted of having no experience with horses until he purchased one for his wife - who revelled in the thought of equestrophilia, which drove him into his new career of delivering anal sex to horses).
Bob Smith: Jesus, I watched another Kitty Beatty equestrophilia film last night. I swear that shit is illegal.
Michael Abbott: Not where I come from.
Michael Abbott: Not where I come from.
by bastard_man March 29, 2008
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by Jomamamaam November 8, 2021
Get the ewwest mug.A person who regularly works with horses (NOT to be confused with a horse girl). More often than not they will have such an extreme farmer's tan that their arm is 5 shades darker than their leg. Equestrians are usually very physically strong from riding horses, handling the crazy horses, and pulling heavy stuff around all the time. DO NOT get on an equestrian's bad side, especially if it's a girl that rides Western. The moment you see the Kimes Ranch trucker hat and the rowel spurs, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. If you do anything to hurt her, her friends, or her horse, she will hunt you down and beat your ass up (even though she's so intimidating you probably won't try anything in the first place). Contrary to the popular belief that equestrians are rich, stuffy people, they're all broke as shit and the most down to earth people you will ever meet. If an equestrian gives you criticism or seems harsh, don't take it personally; they're just brutally honest and tell it like it is. Many equestrians also suffer from social anxiety. Example: an equestrian can have a bad fall off their horse and get right back on, as well as put a crazy horse with a temper tantrum right back in its place, but get extremely anxious when they actually have to socialize with others at a gathering or ask for a to-go box in a restaurant. In short, equestrians are different from other people in many ways, but once you get used to them, they are the most loyal friends and the best people you will ever meet.
I'm not a horse girl, I'm an equestrian.
Huh, I never knew Savannah was an equestrian, that's pretty cool.
Huh, I never knew Savannah was an equestrian, that's pretty cool.
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