epiphany 

a smart-sounding word for realizing you've been practically retarded for quite some time.

I wonder if a retard could have an epiphany. Maybe that's mean...

epiphany by Flamingo Art April 10, 2010

Epiphanut 

The act of undergoing an epiphany following busting a nut.

"Bro I had an epiphanut last night"
"What was it"
"If the earth is round, is ball really life?"

Epiphanut by 0bviou$ly December 10, 2017

epiphical 

indescribly stupid; boarder of retardation

"John, you are being so epiphical right now."

epiphical by lapelbob April 11, 2021

Epiphanatic 

A person who can only grasp a tiny flicker of brilliance because they refuse to allow truth to enter their mind, and believing they are enlightened, must turn to fanatacism for comfort and praise.

Guy 1: "I had an epiphany this morning about my friend."

Guy 2: "Really? what was that?"

Guy 1: "I realized that he is crazy because what he says irritates me."

Guy 2: "How's that?"

Guy 1: "Because, everyone who ever said something I didn't like, was crazy"

Guy 2: "No, you probably just didn't understand it because you are epiphanatical"

Epiphanatic by your liberator January 18, 2011

Lutheran Epiphany 

A great idea or concept that comes to you while you are using the bathroom. Originating from the fact that Martin Luther wrote works while on the toilet.

Last night I was reading a magazine whilst taking a dump, when I had a Lutheran epiphany!

Lutheran Epiphany by Sheikh Issam June 5, 2015

epiphanette 

When you have a staggering revelation that's doesn't really impact anyone but you. It's sorta like an epiphany - but much, much smaller. It is to an epiphany what a kitchenette is to a kitchen.

Fee awoke from a dream, and in the moments before normal life returned she was struck by an epiphanette :

She should totally go blonde for the summer.Totally.

epiphanette by buffycee July 19, 2011

epiphanesia

The experience of having a significant epiphany about one's life only to immediately forget it.

A conflation of the words epiphany + amnesia.

Origins
epiphany: Middle English epiphanie, from Anglo-French, from Late Latin epiphania, from Late Greek, plural, probably alteration of Greek epiphaneia appearance, manifestation.

amnesia: New Latin, from Greek amnēsia forgetfulness, alteration of amnēstia

Norman was stricken by epiphanesia immediately after his sudden and inexplicable insight into how he became a graphic designer leaving him unable to explain it or even remember why he wanted to know.

epiphanesia by Double-Nine September 21, 2016