my brother, a nerd, a cool guy and an ass sometimes. one day i smashed an xbox one controllerr on his head then he beat the shit out of me, that kinda sucked, he has a both good sense of stile but also needs to shave.
guy #1 whoa Emmett let me copy your homework
Emmett raises hand guy #1 dont snitch
Emmett asks to go take a shit
An energetic boy who claims he's not gay with all of his power but then i write a gay fanfic abt him then him and the friend that was in the fanfic turn gay irl and all that claiming was useless.
Literall meaning: my gay forest-gremlin of a friend irl.
Me: hey Emmett, I heard Skyler slapped ur ass.
Emmett: yeh now im traumatized
Me: we all know you like it, stop pretending.