elastic handjob

The act of bungee jumping with the bungee cord attached to your schlong.

John: I am now a woman.
Bill: Why do you say that?
John: I got an elastic handjob and it ripped my wang off.
Bill: that's insteresting

by Long R. Von Hugendong September 24, 2013

Elastic Band

something to play with when you are suffering immense levels of boredom, usually when being tasked with revising for an exam

man this revision sucks ass, is there any elastic bands I can play with

by DamnBoiThatsCrazy May 23, 2022

Elastic fetish

A fetish where people are turned on by elastic characters from comics, movies, and video games (Ex. Elastigirl, Ultra Woman, Inque) stretching. It is most common on websites like DeviantArt, FurAffinity, and Inkbunny.

Janice: "Henry what the fuck is this?" *shows a fanart of Inque stretching in a suggestive way*
Henry "Janice...I...I can explain"
This was a example of Elastic fetish

by Nekohasarrived February 27, 2023

lid elastic

A little ass dick

Guy 1: I heard someone in the kitchen say you got a lid elastic
Guy 2: A what?
Guy 1: A lid elastic

***Hours Later***
Guy 2: Oh - a little ass dick

by Crimson Social January 14, 2015

Elastic snatch

After childbirth or sex with many penises a woman's snatch Returns to its tight original size

My wife's had four kids and she still has a nice elastic snatch

by Psreid May 28, 2017

elastic tuck

n. a technique used to hide an erection; to use the elastic tuck, the erection is pointed upward and held as such by the elastic waistband of the underwear. Also referred to as the E.T.

First guy: I got a huge boner three minutes before class ended today. I had to hide it with my books.

Second guy: Dude, you don't use the elastic tuck?

by j_l_d January 31, 2007

poop elastic

sphincter,anus

My poop elastic is on fire after that spicy chili!

by Johnny On The G Spot March 05, 2011