This girl on TikTok who be fighting with her children’s father, trying out wigs, and telling stories about her 100+ bodies
P1: “have you seen that video that ekane made on tiktok”
P2: “Yesss the one where she fought her baby daddy or when she talked about her not having herpes”
P1: “No the one where she gives tips about wigs”
P2: “Ohhhhh”
P2: “Yesss the one where she fought her baby daddy or when she talked about her not having herpes”
P1: “No the one where she gives tips about wigs”
P2: “Ohhhhh”
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kind, charismatic, and unfairly intelligent. knows the lore behind every nook and cranny of cyberpunk streets and can identify a plane flying overhead before you even get the chance to look up. but don’t let that fool you into thinking he’s just some nerd, because yes, his guitar style is "fingering".
he’s the best quants and reasoning teacher out there without ever studying it. could easily make lakhs posting lessons on youtube but instead chooses to dedicate his energy to making sure you’re drinking approximately 67 litres of water every day.
has lived a life people make movies about. if he existed in night city, there would already be a drink named after him at the afterlife.
all in all, he’s like the sun, you either enjoy the warmth and live a happy life, or get too close and meet the fate of icarus.
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kind, charismatic, and unfairly intelligent. knows the lore behind every nook and cranny of cyberpunk streets and can identify a plane flying overhead before you even get the chance to look up. but don’t let that fool you into thinking he’s just some nerd, because yes, his guitar style is "fingering".
he’s the best quants and reasoning teacher out there without ever studying it. could easily make lakhs posting lessons on youtube but instead chooses to dedicate his energy to making sure you’re drinking approximately 67 litres of water every day.
has lived a life people make movies about. if he existed in night city, there would already be a drink named after him at the afterlife.
all in all, he’s like the sun, you either enjoy the warmth and live a happy life, or get too close and meet the fate of icarus.
<3
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A leaky ekans is when a biological male cums and their penis continues to leak cum for upwards of 1 hour. This is a common occurrence amongst the most Alpha of all Alpha males.
A leaky ekans is when a biological male cums and their penis continues to leak cum for upwards of 1 hour. This is a common occurrence amongst the most Alpha of all Alpha males.
Did you hear what George did last night? He had sex with the big breasted bimbo at the bar. He came all over her big fake titties and had a Leaky Ekans for a half an hour. He's such an Alpha male!
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