Edward Scissor Hands 

(v)To trim the pubic region.

I pulled her panties off and it was jungle down their. I whipped out the trimmers and "Edward Scissor Hands" that bitch!

Edward Scissor Hands by Fatwalrus October 5, 2006

Edward Scissorhands 

A girl who gives horrible, awful handjobs which result in one having a burned, scabby, wrangled, lacerated penis. You will be sore for days to come.

Holy Shit! That asian girl is a true Edward Scissorhands! Dude, look at my dick!! Its been manhandled!

Edward Scissorhands by CavMan October 17, 2004

Edward Sparkle-Hands 

The non-alcoholic version of drinking game "Edward Forty-Hands". Participants duct tape 1 liter bottles of Sparkling mineral water in each hand. The bottles can't be removed until all the water is drunk.

Friend: You look dehydrated
You: No I'm not playing Edward Sparkle-Hands again. I almost pissed myself last time!

Edward Sparkle-Hands by SlowPotato November 19, 2020

edward sissyhands 

a person who has to wear leather gloves to do everything including but not limited to moving brand new furniture.

"hey edward sissyhands hows those furniture moving gloves holding up"

edward sissyhands by County Of Butt February 12, 2021

william edward schuster 

This is someone who is always there for you. He will stay on the phone with you for hours, no matter what you say. Even though sometimes he gets annoying (not in a bad way), you will always love him. He is definitely the nicest, sweetest, most caring and protective MAN ever. Any girl he talks to would fall in love with him.

Wow, he is so sweet! He is totally a William Edward Schuster.

william edward schuster by Billy Lover.(: July 27, 2011

kevin edward sargent 

he is the best boyfriend ever! 😻 I love him so much. He is literally the most kindest person I know! He is the best! 💗💞

Kevin Edward Sargent is my boyfriend.

kevin edward sargent by Millie is the queen June 11, 2018

harry edward styles 

the babiest babey of all time. he’s so cute and pure and a fashion/style icon. he’s always reminding everyone to tpwk, and stands for the right things. i love this boy with all of my heart. he is also the other big brother of niall horan, and little brother of zayn malik and liam payne. harry makes literal bops and had shnazzy photo shoots with nice outfits. in conclusion, he is a hologram and there is no way that he’s real.

me: “harry edward styles is too perfect for this world.”
someone: “correct.”

harry edward styles by hello my dudises January 7, 2021