1. For anyone born in 1995 or later, eating ass is the act of oral sex on the anus. An ungodly act that only the ballsy do.
2. For old people, eating ass is the act of being scolded or engaging in an altercation of some fashion. Originates from military personnel getting "chewed out," or "getting your ass chewed."
1. "Man, I can't believe Alyssa did the pop schlop twist combo with a gooch to ass licking finish. She ate my ass and she ate my ass good. I hope she doesn't expect me to start eating ass."
2. "Hey man I wouldn't bother sarge with anything right now. He caught me firing blanks at recruits while on the shooting range and ate my ass for it." "Thanks man, I'll be weary."
2 Alt. "That piece of shit tapped my girls ass here at the nursing home. She has fibromyalgia so it was really painful for her. Swear to god I'll eat his ass if he ever comes near my room."
by DownTheSyndrome October 12, 2019
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A slang expression meaning, "I am going to eat your ass", referring to the act of analingus. This expression can either be used in a seductive or a threatening manner.
(Seductive): "Hey baby bring that booty over here 'cause Ima eat yo ass!"

(Threatening): "Bro, you ever pull that shit on me again, Ima eat yo ass!"
by Big poppa 62353456 November 3, 2017
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A form of refusal to a request
Person 1: "Can you take this umbrella, I need to tie my shoe lace"
Person 2: "Eat-ass!"
by GASTeam January 17, 2013
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"Yo that girl is nasty!" -dude 1

"Yeah and I went all chris kyles on that ass too." -dude 2
"Got a lot of nerve to be eating ass. Gross" -dude 1
by urniggafarquaad June 18, 2015
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the act of having someone’s ass on a plate and eating it with a fork.
i love to eating ass, lets go to that one place”
by killurselfbitch June 23, 2019
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background: this word was born out of the fobby pacific-island-dominated (read : ghetto) high schools of new zealand.

basically if you're an eat-ass you talk too much shit.
you did what? yea whatever dick, you're a fucken eat-ass
by ron May 30, 2004
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