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squint eastwood

when you are so stoned out of your gord that your eyes take on that Clint Eastwood spaghetti-western look
A: (laughing) dude, you shouldn't have taken that last hit. you're squint eastwood!
B: (laughing) no dude, you're squint eastwood!
A: no dude, you're squint eastwood!
ad infinitum...
by squint eastwood August 25, 2008
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Clint Eastwood

The successor to the throne of John Wayne. This ese here can kill your arse 11 times before you hit the ground, all the while playing texas hold'em.
Clint Eastwood is the undisputed king of western movies, right after John Wayne.
by Not Zane September 10, 2004
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Clint Eastwood

A: Wow! Chuck Norris is great!

B: (to crowd) Don't mind him, he never watched Clint Eastwood movie.

C: They say that he has 11 tigers power.
by El Habibi June 20, 2013
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Clit Eastwood

When you put your hands together like a gun and insert both pointer and middle fingers into a girls vagina and tickle her clit with your thumbs.
My girlfriend was smitten when I gave her the ole Clit Eastwood.
by Swizzdabizz January 16, 2010
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Clint Eastwood

An angram of "Old west Action"


Excellent actor. See Dirty Harry
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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Clint Eastwood

When that 6,4'' tall glass of water slowly walks up to you and puts a .44 magnum to your head. A man known Only as the Eastwood... you you better have paid your last dues. Because a badass such as this doesn't piss around. YOU WILL DIE!

Clint Eastwood- the second founding father of America. Perferably not to be dicked with by the common street thug, or anyone for that matter. Known to make mens eyeballs throw up at the mere sight of his testosterone filled manliness.
"Man has got to know his limitations."
"Smith, Wesson, and me."
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do you, Punk!"
"There are two kinds of men in this world... those that carry guns, and those that dig."
"I used to stack fucks like you five foot high and use em' as sand bags."

Death once had a near-Clint Eastwood experience.

It dosen't Matter if he fired six shots, or only five, he is Clint Eastwood.

Many a time can a man only choke out "It's clint Eas-" before they die!

Clint Eastwood can't grow pubic hair, because hair dosen't grow on steel.

Lifes a bitch, and than you DIE!
by V8 Vinny June 30, 2011
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squint eastwood

to be so high on dank that your eyes take on that Clint Eastwood, spaghetti-western style squint (Originally coined by several pot-headed New Hampshire dudes.)
A: Dude, you shouldn't have taken that last hit. You are so squint eastwood right now.
B: No dude, you're squint eastwood.
A: No dude, you're squint eastwood
by squint eastwood October 10, 2008
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