Cock Squatting

Cock Squatting is the act of claiming a penis when it doesn’t belong to you. This is similar to how a dog marks its territory, by urinating on shrubbery. Some women after a one night stand believe the penetrating penis belongs to them, and will prevent other women from catching a ride. This type woman is also known to facebook stalk. Use caution when dealing with these creatures.
To cock squat.
To claim someone else's property.
also written as cock squat'n.

Tommy B: Yo playa, I heard you and Jenny were getting serious.

Playa: Hell no B, she just cock squatting. Now she scare'n all the other honeys off. Fuck that crazy bitch.

by ohbeejuanjayobee August 23, 2011

Squatting Sasquatch

Doing the Reverse Cowgirl with a woman who does not shave... anything.

Jared performed a squatting sasquatch with the ver hairy Liza.

by Squat'on'squash February 19, 2013

squatting

1. When one lurks behind a friend, trying to read ones IMs.

2. Generally being nosey.

Amanda is "squatting" behind Jaimie, trying to read an IM from Jessi.

by C6K, minus one amigo December 17, 2008

Squatting

1.) When squatters steal something that has been abandoned by other people. 2) Dumpster diving by squatters.

Marina : " Look at this guy, squatting this lamp over there. Shit is broken and ugly, but he´s taking it. "
Paul: " Yep."

by intergalacticp February 22, 2015

FB Squatting

Where a creepy FB Stalker or creepy mind numb follower takes over another person's FaceBook page by consistently posting focus group tested talking points and other demagoguery with extremely long vapid and inane comments. Also, the FB Squatter believes the person he/she is FB Squatting cannot function without his/her incredibly lame posts. Also, an FB Squatter regularly believes themselves to be witty and hilarious while embarrassing themselves with their schlocky posts.

A creepy Guy luvs FB Squatting on AZ CD-8's page while deluding himself that he is her "knight in shining armor."

by JhayEm June 10, 2010

jar squatting

the act of squatting on a jar

hey tom
whats up bob

nothing just jar squatting
ohh well have some fun with that
ohh i will see ya later
see ya

by bucs 76 April 4, 2010

Squatting Mellon

The act of having a girl hang from a barbell upside down giving you a blow job while you are maxing out your squat. So that you sweat in her eyes and mouth so that you cause her much discomfort.

I have a terrible rash from that Squatting Mellon I performed last night.

by Krispy Kreme buttdeeds November 21, 2012