bladder event

A somewhat dry, more polite euphemism for pissing your pants.

It appears that during the extended impeachment inquiry testimony today, while tweeting like a deranged lunatic for what may have been hours, the Trumpster may have had a bladder event.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 15, 2019

But eventually the word will

What will the word do eventually

But eventually the word will, will word will

by Coco chuck. Sgaulana hb June 22, 2021

a series of unfortunate events

A most unfortunate series following the miserable tales of the three Baudelaire children: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny. When their parents die in a mysterious fire, the orphans are sent to a variety of guardians. But no matter where they are sent, Count Olaf, a greedy and malicious man, follows them and hatches scheme after scheme to steal the immense fortune the Baudelaire parents left behind.

In A Series of Unfortunate Events, the Baudelaires find out about a terrible secret concerning Count Olaf, but the only thing they know about it are the initials V.F.D.

'When we drive away in secret,
You'll be a Volunteer,
So don't scream when we take you,
The World is Quiet Here.'

by mortalie November 6, 2006

Random chimp event

the event in which apes rise up against humanity

are you prepared for the random chimp event

by The-youtube-master September 5, 2020

Special Events Coordinator

Of or involving special coordination of events.

The act of soliciting others to help do your work or help accomplish the nearly impossible.

The act of coercing your friends/spouses/relatives to get up on the weekend and work on their day off.

Hey Kids, I would love to move lots of heavy boxes out of our office to a storage unit miles away, should only take a few trips if we all do it together. If we meet we can caravan.

K.

by munkel August 3, 2005

Work Event

Large social gathering, esp. one held in secret to avoid the attentions of the press, police and public.

"I want to apologise," Boris Johnson tells MPs before PMQs begins, "I believed implicitly that this was a work event"

"Which wines and cheeses should I bring to Friday's work event?"

by Pulger January 12, 2022

Transcendental Comedic Event

A funny moment that you share with a friend even though that friend is no where in the vicinity, nor a witness to the object of comedy. You just know they would laugh.

Erick experienced a transcendental comedic event when stumbling upon the midget goat rape at the world's fair. Erick's wife just rolled her eyes, but that's ok, because he knew his friend Josh would find it hilarious.

by Cougar Opaque February 24, 2011