booty dysmorphia

the fear yo booty got smaller since your last training
a few days ago

girl can you check my ass pls?i haven’t trained since last week i have booty dysmorphia

by cpntm December 15, 2024

Eyebrow dysmorphia

Constantly worrying about how your eyebrows look and/or they’re even or symmetrical enough.

Addicted to having eyebrow perfect at all times.

“Do you think I need to pluck my brows or is my eyebrow dysmorphia kicking in”

by Realtslk April 12, 2024

Field Dysmorphia

When a regular 2 starts to look like a 10 while on a long field exercise.

Damn she’s starting to look hot. No bro she’s a 2 you must have field dysmorphia.

by Kaha March 20, 2023

blonde dysmorphia

when stupid bitches get stupider

Dumb bitch: omg i just got highlights done but i’m having so much blonde dysmorphia rn!!
Any sane person: stfu

by shhhdonttellnoone August 16, 2023

Political Dysmorphia

The act of believing oneself to have particular political views, when in fact, they are grossly distorted. For example, one may consider themselves a progressive when they are reactionary, just as most conservatives are just twisted neo-liberals.

The youtube socialist is suffering from Political Dysmorphia.

by TheOtherC-Dog December 09, 2021

food dysmorphia

Someone who has unrealistic views of how much food they have consumed.

Harry has food dysmorphia. He said that he had two biscuits but the whole packet is gone!

by Libs_g1 August 30, 2017

Black Hair Dysmorphia

The constant feeling that your hair is not black enough, even after only dying it recently.

“Why are you dying your black hair black? You must have black hair dysmorphia”

by Captainbirdseyecreampie October 13, 2023