food dysmorphia

Someone who has unrealistic views of how much food they have consumed.

Harry has food dysmorphia. He said that he had two biscuits but the whole packet is gone!

by Libs_g1 August 30, 2017

blonde dysmorphia

when stupid bitches get stupider

Dumb bitch: omg i just got highlights done but i’m having so much blonde dysmorphia rn!!
Any sane person: stfu

by shhhdonttellnoone August 16, 2023

black dysmorphia

same thing as blonde dysmorphia just with black hair that has brown or red/orange undertones

MY BLACK DYSMORPHIA IS COMING BACK

by nigga0227 October 20, 2023

Relationship Dysmorphia

A condition where someone becomes hyper-focused on minor flaws or negative aspects of their romantic relationship, causing them to lose sight of the overall beauty, strength, and positivity of the connection. This distorted perspective often leads to unnecessary dissatisfaction, conflict, or even a breakup. The most effective remedy is cultivating gratitude and consciously appreciating the positive elements of the partnership.

"They were genuinely happy together, but relationship dysmorphia set in, and suddenly all they saw were problems rather than the deep love they shared."

by drstarheartsong October 5, 2025

Field Dysmorphia

When a regular 2 starts to look like a 10 while on a long field exercise.

Damn she’s starting to look hot. No bro she’s a 2 you must have field dysmorphia.

by Kaha March 19, 2023

Ella Dysmorphia

A mental illness involving obsessive focus on a perceived difference in appearance from, American artist and step-daughter of Kamala Harris, Ella Emhoff.
The difference may be minor or imagined. But the person may spend hours a day trying to fix it. The person may try many cosmetic procedures or exercise to excess in order to look more like Ella Emhoff.
People with this disorder may frequently examine their appearance in a mirror, constantly compare their appearance with that of Ella Emhoff, and avoid political situations or photos.
Treatment may include counseling and antidepressant medication.

I wanted to watch the inauguration, but it would have definitely triggered my Ella Dysmorphia.

by chhtv9 January 28, 2021

Buddy Dysmorphia

when you can't tell if someone is actually your friend

I don't know if he genuinely likes me or if he's just using me to further his career. I think I have buddy dysmorphia.

by four leaf blower February 18, 2022