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Dylan Fucking Rhodes O’Brien 

the hottest man alive. he is known for being stiles stilinski in mtv’s teen wolf. also for playing thomas in the maze runner series. and for his amazing performance in american assassin as mitch rapp, and now for being joel dawson in love and monsters.
girl: bitch i love dylan fucking rhodes o’brien!!!
other girl: bitch i love him more!!!!

Rusty Bob Dylan 

A play on the rusty trombone but for females. When a man is both eating ass like he’s playing the harmonica and strumming on the clit like a guitar.
Friend: hey man, how did Valentine’s Day go?

Me: it was amazing, gave her the ol’ rusty Bob Dylan and she said it was the best gift she ever got

Deader than Dylann Roof 

An expression used when explaining how devoid of life something is, how a prisoner isn't going to survive their prison sentence, or how dead something/person is.

(Dylann Roof was a neo-nazi who went and shotup a black church in charleston south carolina and killed 9 people with the intent to start a race war, he then was convicted of all 33 counts against him and many are eligible for the death sentence and even if Roof is somehow given only a life sentence, the general population is sure to kill him)
Last years memes are deader than dylann roof,

When Lee Oswald was arrested and was thought to have killed JFK, he was deader than dylann roof,

King Tut is deader than dylann roof,

dylann roof

aryan sigma male that did nothing wrong
that dude dylann roof did nothing wrong not sure why hes on death row
dylann roof by pkpenguin April 1, 2023

Rona dolan

Person 1: omg Grayson is so hot

Rona Dolan: that’s my husband ur talking about

Person 1: 😓
Rona dolan by Grayson Dolan wife November 8, 2017