dwarf tossing

Tossing a dwarf for the entertainment of the tosser and/or the observers.

Person 1: I love watching dwarf tossing.

Person 2: You're sick.

by lifefornow May 16, 2006

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dwarf toe

A big toe that is significantly smaller or shorter than one's second toe.

John: Gross Dillon your big toe is a midget compared to your second toe!

Dillon: Yeah, I have a real Dwarf Toe.

Alexis: Derr!

by genx_doaner September 8, 2011

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Dwarf Penis

A very small, grumpy Chode that is hidden by a magical enchanted forest of pubes.

Guy A "Hey, you're a dwarf penis"
Guy B "Oh yeah?'
Guy B stabs Guy A over and over again until he is nothing more than meatloaf.
Guy B "Serves you right dwarf penis."

by Dr. Mcjesus2 January 21, 2010

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Dwarf Clambake

A gangbang involving 7 or more dwarves and a full sized porn star.

Because of her aversion to "little people" Jenna Jameson was given an extra two million dollars for performing a Dwarf Clambake in the movie Midsummer Night's Ream.

by CumDaddy October 21, 2008

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dwarf squirt may sound like a tasty snacky treat but its only used for the fakest enorts. fenorts MUST be squirted immediatly as we all know and what better way to do so with dwarf juice. however dwarf pubes work just as gud.

"ya know poltry im such an enort. Like father enort who??? im gonna make everyone an enort."
"actually factually zendudi you are infact nOt and enort and will always and forever be a fenort you ugly ass shit head with a splash of diarrhea. you pussy ass hoe . fake bitch go back to your hole. ENORTS UNITE... GET THE DWARF SQUIRT."

by Careble rowehoe June 25, 2018

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