Ducking

The act of engaging in sexual activity with another person in a stupid manner, e.g. within a patch of poison ivy. Short for dumb-fucking.

Oh yeah man, I was totally ducking this chick last night. The dermatologist was suspicious as hell though when I had an appointment for the poison ivy rash.

by DaveoftheSalad June 16, 2010

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The word used when you are so pissed that you could fuck a duck.

“I am so ducking mad I could fuck that duck!

by Mr.Kittens0301 June 4, 2018

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This is When A Person Goes Down To The Pond To Feed The Friendly Ducks

'I went ducking today fred (:'

by Juann December 18, 2007

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Ducking

The act of swallowing, whole, any given object.

James was caught ducking a salmon fillet.

by Mr Bins April 20, 2007

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The act in which one human being, who is mentally disturbed, uses the molar joints (which are capable of inducing 600 lbs of crushing force) against an unsuspecting individual to the buttocks...with intentions to permanently leave teeth marks, and possibly even cause scarring. The meeting point of impact, between such teeth and the meat of the cheek, results in a severe jump, followed by a scream to be heard from the harassed individual. Then witnessed is usually tears from the victim, as he/she (usually HE)collapses to the ground, holding the damaged cheek while in the fetal position.

I want to go ducking on your cute little right cheek... are you ready???

...5 mins later...

Ahhhhhh, my ass!!! I've been ducked!

by the ducker August 20, 2007

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