Ducking 

The act of engaging in sexual activity with another person in a stupid manner, e.g. within a patch of poison ivy. Short for dumb-fucking.

Oh yeah man, I was totally ducking this chick last night. The dermatologist was suspicious as hell though when I had an appointment for the poison ivy rash.

Ducking by DaveoftheSalad June 16, 2010

Ducking 

The word used when you are so pissed that you could fuck a duck.

“I am so ducking mad I could fuck that duck!

Ducking by Mr.Kittens0301 June 4, 2018

ducking 

This is When A Person Goes Down To The Pond To Feed The Friendly Ducks

'I went ducking today fred (:'

ducking by Juann December 18, 2007

Ducking 

The act of swallowing, whole, any given object.

James was caught ducking a salmon fillet.

Ducking by Mr Bins April 20, 2007

ducking 

The act in which one human being, who is mentally disturbed, uses the molar joints (which are capable of inducing 600 lbs of crushing force) against an unsuspecting individual to the buttocks...with intentions to permanently leave teeth marks, and possibly even cause scarring. The meeting point of impact, between such teeth and the meat of the cheek, results in a severe jump, followed by a scream to be heard from the harassed individual. Then witnessed is usually tears from the victim, as he/she (usually HE)collapses to the ground, holding the damaged cheek while in the fetal position.

I want to go ducking on your cute little right cheek... are you ready???

...5 mins later...

Ahhhhhh, my ass!!! I've been ducked!

ducking by the ducker August 20, 2007

ducking 

(v) Searching using the duckduckgo search engine

I was ducking about vacations in Tuscany

ducking by sanguisdex June 12, 2020

ducking 

1. When you peck a person with your hat, similar to how a duck pecks a person.

1. I ducked a person repeatedly last night. They hated me afterwards.
2. I love ducking people. They get pissy from me ducking them.

ducking by Iron Star May 12, 2019