drunkamariyayo

When you are drunk high and spun

Hey Laura I'm drunkamariyayo

by Jackalope Eagelburger November 28, 2007

DRUNKSAUSTED

WHEN YOU FEEL TWICE AS FUCKED UP BECAUSE YOU ARE DOING HARD WORK WHILE POUNDING BOOZE

I'VE BEEN MOWING AND CRUSHING BEERS ALL DAY BABE....I'M TOO DRUNKSAUSTED FOR SEX

by DADDYGROUNDBEEF June 14, 2013

Drunkboarding

The act of snowboarding while under excessive influence of alcohol.

"Last week i was forced to go drunkboarding when a party on the mountain went late and i woke up still drunk."

by Red Label and Absolute December 25, 2008

drunktarded

A state of being in which you are so drunk, that you feel that you may or may not be mentally retarded.

I was so drunktarded at the party last night, I don't remember if I took a jacket or not.

by FriendlySpatula November 5, 2005

drunksturbate

To masturbate under the influence of alcohol or alcoholic beverages

After drinking 40's all night, Blake went inside to drunksturbate.

by Angus_Mc January 17, 2010

Drunkard's Dozen

One less beer than a proper dozen. This allows any good drunkard to drink one beer from a 12-pack and still show up to the party, guilt-free. This will not keep his mates from resenting him, however.

"That cheap dick, Roger, showed up with a drunkard's dozen. 11 beers: Some fucking birthday present."

by Robot Loves Zombie November 26, 2009

drunktaneous

the spontaneous state of mind created after consuming large ammounts of alcohol.

I was so drunktaneous last night that i felt in necessary to pee on a cop car

by Chris Guard January 6, 2008