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Drug Dealer Booty Call 

Similar to a booty call, in which someone calls another person just for sex. A drug dealer booty call is when a drug dealer calls you with the sole purpose of asking you to buy drugs.
My dude was tripping last night calling me and asking if I need drugs. Shit I'll call him when I need the good, I'm sick of his drug dealer booty calls.
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Drug Dealer Macarena

The 'dance' when a drug dealer's phone rings and he checks top, jacket and pants pockets and pulls out several phones to see which one is ringing. The action of patting all his pockets minics the 90's dance the macarena
Drug Dealer Macarena

The dealer puts their right hand to top left pocket. Leave it there.
The dealer puts their left hand to their top right pocket.

Turn arms over, palms are up, one at a time, first right, then left.
Dealer's right hand goes to front right pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's left hand goes to front left pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's right hand goes to back right pocket, holds
Dealer's left hand goes to the back left pocket holds.
then hips are either rotated in a figure-8 pattern or given sharp pelvic thrusts.
With a small hop the dealer turns 90 degrees to their left and puts their left arm up then right arm up, holds
Then the dealer puts left hand on back of head
Dealer puts right hand on back of head so that the arms are crossed in an X.

Through all of these moves, the dancer should bounce slightly to the beat of the music, bending the knees up and down and letting the hips sway back and forth. It is a loose dance.
Drug Dealer Macarena by B_Tree September 20, 2020

Drug Dealer Macarena

The 'dance' when a drug dealer's phone rings and he checks top, jacket and pants pockets and pulls out several phones to see which one is ringing. The action of patting all his pockets minics the 90's dance the macarena
Drug Dealer Macarena

The dealer puts their right hand to top left pocket. Leave it there.
The dealer puts their left hand to their top right pocket.

Turn arms over, palms are up, one at a time, first right, then left.
Dealer's right hand goes to front right pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's left hand goes to front left pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's right hand goes to back right pocket, holds
Dealer's left hand goes to the back left pocket holds.
then hips are either rotated in a figure-8 pattern or given sharp pelvic thrusts.
With a small hop the dealer turns 90 degrees to their left and puts their left arm up then right arm up, holds
Then the dealer puts left hand on back of head
Dealer puts right hand on back of head so that the arms are crossed in an X.

Through all of these moves, the dancer should bounce slightly to the beat of the music, bending the knees up and down and letting the hips sway back and forth. It is a loose dance.
Drug Dealer Macarena by B_Tree September 20, 2020

drug dealer day 

This is the day we congratulate Loic Fernandez on not getting caught drug dealing. He has to give us free drugs on the 4th December. Thanks loic.

Elysia East
'I just snorted some sugar shit'-curtis
’can I have some? Let me have some’-jack

Yay for drug dealer day
drug dealer day by Ginger thing December 2, 2020

drug dealer day 

This is the day we congratulate Loic Fernandez on not getting caught drug dealing. He has to give us free drugs on the 4th December. Thanks loic.

Elysia East
'I just snorted some sugar shit'-curtis
’can I have some? Let me have some’-jack

Yay for drug dealer day
drug dealer day by Ginger thing December 2, 2020

resting drug dealer face 

Someone who looks like they might be selling drugs but actually just looks like that normally when expressionless.
Bro 1: "I don't know why everyone keeps trying to buy drugs off me, I'm just doing the grocery shopping."

Bro 2: "It's because you've got resting drug dealer face man."

Bro 1: "God dammit."

Apex drug dealer 

A drug dealer who doesn't have a dealer of his/her own.
Yo, Johnny G. is an apex drug dealer. Nobody gets that guy his shit except himself, from himself!
Apex drug dealer by King of Rome December 8, 2013