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idiot's dozen

An idiots dozen is a number, typically 9, that's used as a similar reference to a baker's dozen but referencing an idiot.
He ate an idiot's dozen of cupcakes.
by Rhym September 15, 2017
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mexicans dozen

A Mexicans dozen is a number, typically 15+, that related to their ability to cram so many people in an apartment or vehicle. Similar in character to a bakers dozen.
How many deep they rolling?

Shit, they got a Mexicans dozen in that bitch.
by Rhym September 15, 2017
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baker's dozen

In the Medieval Ages there was a period when bakers began cheating the public at such a rate that public outcry reached the ears of several kings. As bread was a daily staple of Medieval life, the bakers knew that they could charge a lot of money for minimal portions of their products. As such, kings levied laws against bakers stating that they were to lower their pricesand keep honest. In fact the common term "A Baker's Dozen" (meaning 13 instead of 12) came from this time period. Any baker caught selling less than an even dozen was strictly and harshly punished. As a result bakers began adding one extra loaf to be certain their count would be correct or even over the amount decreed by law.
How many donuts would you like?
A baker's dozen, please.
by allygat-urr April 17, 2005
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Negro's Dozen

11
bitch only gave me a negro's dozen.
by Squamnail March 3, 2011
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eleven short of a dozen

predicate adjective.

crazy, strange; descriptive of someone who does or says something stupid
I wondered if my brother was eleven short of a dozen when he asked whether I knew his name.
by gtstack October 11, 2006
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Litos Baker's Dozen

Instead of the regular baker's dozen of 13, this equals 11 based on the rationale that a baker would eat one item from his batch instead of adding an extra one to it.
"When I opened up the box of donuts I thought they forgot to put one in but really they were just giving me an Litos Baker's Dozen. Boy was I pissed!"
by CarLitosA January 9, 2009
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faker's dozen

With eleven points scored in the game, he had a faker's dozen.
by Sidelines February 9, 2010
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