Download mania

This kind of disease comes to people who always download loads and loads of stuff but never really open them

download maniacs always do download everything but forget to open them

by urban head October 29, 2015

file download

When you need to hit the toilet most likely a big #2

Tami: wow Im stuffed! Cant eat another bite..
Gina: yea that was some good sushi
Tami: G, Ill be back Ive gotta go do a File Download

****Moments /mins later***
Tami returns.
Gina: So how'd it go?
Tami: lets order some more sushi!

by The.Sniper June 7, 2016

drive-by downloading

operator being tricked into giving permission to download without realizing the download contains malware.

fake anti-virus scams are almost always nothing more than drive-by downloading

by patnoyb February 19, 2012

You wouldn't download a car

A term used by pirates as a joke, making fun of those old anti-piracy PSAs.

-Bro, do you know where I can find GTA V to download? Any forum, tracker, repack, etc...?
-What? Do you mean pirating? That's evil and against the law! You wouldn't download a car, would you? Just kidding, check Fitgirl Repacks.
-Thanks, bro.
-You're welcome, me scurvie.

by fbicappuccino March 5, 2023

download syndrome

Download syndrome is where you download things that you really don't want or need. You just love the thrill of downloading things, so you download stuff you couldn't give a shit about.

A: "Yo man, did you get that new fall out boy album"
B: "Yeah. Last night, I had a serious case of download syndrome. I picked up that album, and the new Britney Spears album. It's Britney Bitch!

by Fattay February 17, 2009

Downloadaphobia

Downloadaphobia is the general fear of all things downloadable or act of an entity being downloaded.

This fear usually originates from users that have shared computers. A typical example is where the mother 'accidently' throws a brick through the monitor of the screen and blames it on a mysterious virus. A user will develop a fear of a potential virus and spend hundreds of dollars in protecting there computers from this. Ironically virus protection is downloaded so people that have this fear will develop downloadaphobia to an extremity and download nothing.

Most people suffer downloadaphobia to a certain degree.
People that may suffer from downloadaphobia tend to be half french and called Charlotte.

Typical user: y0 charlotte ma main home dawg go on download.com and type in photoshop portable for free photoshop - everyone uses it and it's virus free

you - i know your a genius and all and im'a let you finish but download.com is the biggest distributor of viruses of all time!

Typical user: okay.. how a bout GIMP? it's like photoshop but it's legit and free.

you - you seriously think im downloading something called gimp...lol?

Typical user: OKAY HOW ABOUT MS FUCKING PAINT

Charlotte Dimond - sorry im on a mac

Typical user: I think you have downloadaphobia ^__^

by Disturbings September 19, 2009

download software

...once again another term for pooping

"I'll be with you folks in a moment I have to download software".

by Jannasauras Rex April 2, 2005