Doucheborg

Anyone wearing a Bluetooth headset in public, especially when not actually using the device.

A play on the term 'douchebag', refers to both 'cyborg' (where a living human is enhanced through the addition of one or more surgically implanted electronic devices), and more specifically 'The Borg' of Star Trek: The Next Generation, with their utter interconnection to every other Borg.

I saw that guy standing at the urinal while talking on his Jawbone. What a doucheborg.

by thedugong September 9, 2009

douchebottle

A financially stable or upscale douchebag, one who could more likely afford a douche in a bottle over the more lowly bag.

Look at that guy in the BMW, he's clearly going to park in the handicap spot.

Wow, he totally did.

What a douchebottle.

by lakesX3 November 11, 2009

Douchebook

Another name for a netbook. (Small portable laptop designed primarily for access to the Internet.) Term can also be used for any sized Macbook.

"Hey guys i got my self a netbook!"

"Don't you mean a douchebook....you douche"

by Fu$e November 28, 2009

douchebox

Upgraded douche container

No, your not even a douchebag, I've upgraded your ass to a douchebox

by cchhrriiss13 November 22, 2009

douchebox

a person much douchier than the usual douchebag, or a group of douchebags, or a place filled with douchebags...because a box contains more than one

Lets get out of here this place is a douchebox

That guy just came up to me and asked me to go out to his car...not to mention he looks like Pete Sampras...douchebox

by bean_the_magical_fruit December 18, 2009

doucheborg

a douchebag that is using his phone via his new technologically advanced bluetooth earpiece.

guy1: is that dude talking to himself?
guy2: no, hes on the phone, looking like a doucheborg.

by jwax August 6, 2008

douchebox

if the word douchebag or toolbox is not strong enough to descripe the doucheness

man, ur such a douchebox... or like, dude u see that douchebox over there...

by theInventor82 September 26, 2011