douché

A cross between douche and touché.

A phrase that can be used to note another party's ability to correct/outsmart your point, whilst at the same time call them a douche for doing so.

(Pronounced 'do-shay')

Tony: Hey, Have you the new Simpsons episodes?

Steve: Don't you mean 'THE Simpsons'?

Tony: Douché.

by Mr Thesaurus stole my words October 08, 2009

Douché

Pronounced doo Shay

Said when the appropriate is touché but the person who did the touché worthy comment or deed is a douche

That was the perfect response, Douché!

by RazMutant October 05, 2011

Douché

A female name

Where on earth is Douché? I haven't seen her in ages.

by Hairy.Fish November 02, 2010

Douché

When ever someone makes an asshole statement so harsh you cant think of any comeback just say Douché.

Like Touché but with a D.

Example:
"Hey dave!"
"Shut the fuck up and suck my dick white boy."
"Douché."

by dadtouchedme April 12, 2010

Douché

The word used to commend someone on a clever or witty response to an argument, whilst sounding like a complete and utter douche at the same time. Used to pull someone off their high horse whilst acknowledging their point at the same time.

>Where is the nearest place to buy a computer?
>>Well, there's an Apple Store around the corner, but you're not interested in Toy Shops.
>Douché.

by abraxian November 09, 2010

douché

This is when you admit that someone's insult was a very witty and funny one.

(Tim and Nick are midway through an argument)

Tim: Well Fuck You!

Nick:Suck My Balls!

Tim:No im good your Mom already did that last night.

Nick: Douché.

by Vlad von Veggieburgur December 07, 2009

douché

Pronounced (dou·ché)
An expression that acknowledges a douche remark that was a clear low-blow.

-Hey too bad nobody likes you.
-Touché, I'm not well liked.
-More like douché!

by OneLove1 April 06, 2010