double standard defense

A comeback used as a defense by insecure morons when confronted with criticism. Usually something to the like of "Let's see you do better!" or "I'd like to see YOU try!" Everyone's heard it before.

Customer: This food is terrible!
Cook: Hey, let's see you do better! double standard defense used here
Customer: Fuck off, I can criticize even if I can't do the same!

Animator: This animation is really bad. Why would you make it in MS Paint and Movie Maker?
Fanimator: Hey, let's see you do better! double standard defense
Animator: Ok. (uploads video)
Fanimator: uhh...crap I'm a moron.

Audiophile: Wow, modern rap is the worst thing ever.
Rap listener: Hey, let's see you rap better! double standard defense
Audiophile: No.
Rap listener: Oh. Ok.

by Kyothine June 17, 2009

Double standard doug

Gets angry when you do one thing, but is aloud to do that exact same thing him/herself

He said I couldn't have any photos of my ex on Facebook, but its OK for him to have pics of his ex ' He's a double standard Doug '

by Adoder November 6, 2021

racist double standard

A nasty by-product of centuries of backwards politics adopted by the rich and fearful.

Leroy: These racist double standards stink. Wanna screw a black nerd with a college degree?

Amber: I'm down!

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Telepathic double standard

When someone expects others to be telepathic,but doesn't expect themself to be telepathic, instead prefering to bask in thetelepathy of others.

His/her telepathic double standards are getting laughable.

by The Original Agahnim November 27, 2021

Double standard

Different people held to different standards.

Nothing he/she did was ever lecherous, but if some else did the same thing as him/her, it was called lechery. No amount of celebration was excessive enough for him/her, and it was never called gloating when he/she did it, but if somebody else did it, it was always called gloating. He/she never did anything by a double standard, but was quick to try and tease or poke fun at the double standards of others.

by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021

white double standard

An action that is excusable for white people but unequivocally condemned for non-whites.

The white double standard:
White extremists: "Those are just a few bad apples who probably have mental illness".

Muslim extremists: "All muslims should take responsibility for these attacks and we need to ban all of them from entering the country."

by jtiger August 19, 2017

Double Standard

Doesn’t exist

Double standard don’t exist

by bertrum !! February 25, 2022