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Doodlebob

noun; verb

The result of a woman with a flat posterior.

Synonyms: 0-Ass, No Cheeks/Buns, Not Thicc, "Plank lookin' ass", Flat, "Where?", (Physical Nothingness); etc.
Guy 1: My nigga that bitch thicc!
Guy 2: Nigga.... that bitch got in a fight with doodlebob.
or
Guy 2: My nigga it look like she got her shit doodlebobed
by 3spook5you February 14, 2017
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Doodlesoodle

Hey you doodlesoodle
by Ava maddie hopper December 6, 2016
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Doodlehoover

Noun - used as a comical or insulting greeting.

Verb - the act of inhaling doodle orally or via any other orifice in a vacuum like manner.
'Hey Doodlehoover, what's doin!' - noun.
'I just seen her doodlehoover that guy behind the shed' - Verb.
by kiezze January 6, 2021
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Cock-a-doodle-poo

When the rooster days of strutting around with an unclipped beak filling up the hatcheries from banging defenseless hens are over. It's when the bachelor flocks anal pecking causes a lot more than explosive diarrhea. It's when the promiscuous days start to take their toll and the rooster begins to whoop Faecal droppings uncontrollably creating a cheap ass comedy act which causes embarrassment and feather staining.
Dr Chook: "If you're going to allow Giffer into the house, you'd have to start putting him in nappies"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
by chicken diapers April 13, 2018
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doodleblock

Severe lack of ideas about doodles when trying to draw doodles
I don't have anymore
Anymore what
Doodles
Ohh ya got doodleblock?
Yeah I really want to draw but im doodleblocked.
by flufflove7 February 6, 2012
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doodleibob

Used in place of a word you can't remember.
Would you hand me that... that... doodleibob?
by violive December 25, 2015
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doodlepad

(Insult, Noun) Any person with obnoxious, excessive, trashy, poor quality, ugly, tattoos. Can refer to someone with just one tattoo or many.

Tends to suffer a narcissistic injury when their tattoos are criticized or their delusional ideations about how cool/unique their tattoos make them are not reciprocated.

Tattoo locations that instantly qualify someone as a doodlepad: face, neck, scalp, hands, front upper pubic area, genitals, buttcheek, lower back (tramp stamp), sleeve, arm, shoulder, bicep, forearm, elbow, leg, calves, thighs, ankles, stomach, chest, upper back, behind the ear, sole of the foot, (anywhere on the body).
Look, at that narcissistic shithead. He thought getting tattoos would keep people from making fun of him like they did in high school. Just another goofy ass doodlepad!
What tribe you from James? You grew up in a gated community in Orange County. Face tatts? You don't bang and you ain't been in. You can still get this wedgie.
by Don't call me Doodles! July 24, 2020
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