DonkeyPig

When someone laughs and snorts at the same time resulting in an eeyore squeal

She's a donkeypig

by The gem nook June 16, 2018

Donkeying

when you are cheating on your wife with your wife who is also your girlfriend but also your boyfriend's best friend. You walk into the boyfriend's house, his dog invades your crotch before you approach the chocolate fountain and get wet and sticky and sweet.

Can be done once, twice, but never three Tims in a day unless you are the donkey king.
Only things named Lily may dub someone the donkey king.

Being a donkey king is the most important responsibility one can hold. Only the donkey king may sing to the bue cardinal before pouring the chocolate for the chocolate fountain.

National donkeying day is June 25th. On national donkeying day, the donkey king sings to the blue cardinal and the pigeons sing the sacred song.

Hey babe, wanna go donkeying tonight?
Zach: What are they doing over there?
Lily: They're donkeying!
Andrei: I want to donkey!
Lily: NO.

by 86vannilla June 25, 2019

donkeylvrr

DonkeyLvrr is a great tiktoker that loves to Slay everyday, She also is friends with pitbull.

Do you know DonkeyLvrr?

Yeah ofc 😮💪🏻 she is pitbull’s friend.

by cumloverr69420 July 4, 2021

donkeyeaterin

The act saying the saying or doing random things in a manner almost similar to Tourette syndrome, but when your friends say "What?", you deny ever saying or doing anything.

"HeeehHaaaghhh".

*Pauses music* "Huh?"
"What"
"Stop donkeyeaterin me babe"

by stinker443 February 16, 2024

Donkeying

As in “donkeying around” - meaning you are spending time doing a worthless activity when there is a real project to be done.

Jay really needed to focus on his sales reports instead he spent time donkeying around mindlessly scrolling on social media.

by @juliesaxon June 25, 2024