dobber heid

an idiot, scottish slang.

you're a dobber heid!

by fxxckface January 28, 2009

Poo Dobber

The lock of bum hair that surrounds the anus that when taking a shit becomes spackled with poo paste, making wiping a blivet of a situation. Poo paste is then dobbed onto the toilet paper during wiping, much like applying Kiwi to your leather boots.

Man, I hate mudbutt! I've been wiping my poo dobber for hours!

by Blivet Spill April 1, 2009

Fooble Dobber

A Fooble Dobber is when ones very large pp is inside out causing it to be a very large vahooch.

Whore: hey U see that dude
Slut:*opens stanky legs* yuh what about him
Whore: I totally slept wit him and he had a Fooble Dobber
Slut: No way must've been huge

by QwErTyBeNcH April 28, 2020

dobber

it's a nick name for a man with a girls name!!

Ashley is a dobber!!!

by ??? April 8, 2004

dobber nobber

A guy who is a total dickhead. Someone who is extremely opinionated and basically talks oot of his arse.

That guy is such a fucking dobber nobber

by JZnomo April 5, 2006

dobber

A dobber is not actually what people normally think it is!! Which is an old lady with a lisp by the way!
It actually originates from 1940 finland, and just means simply 'take a left, then a right, then another left and then its just on your right'.
Simple really

Go down the road there, take a left, then a right, then another left and then its just on your right!

by Benjamin February 11, 2004

Dicky dobber

A dicky Dobber literally means dicky penis but can be used as an insult for when someone is being annoying.

eg. ' sara-jane you're a dicky dobber'
or ' Emily your dicky dobber the fag robber.'

by dicky dobber October 20, 2009