do you want these hands?

Slang for "do you want to fight?"

Generally spoken while holding hands up open or in a fist indicating a fight coming

person 1: I hate Rick and Morty.
me: Do you want these hands???

by s.k.ivory September 27, 2017

What Do You Want?

Some one asking for a definite answer to a question.

I'm hear obviously so who's typing and What Do You Want?

If you have the stomach to be straight with me, my driveway this afternoon would be a good start. What Do You Want?

Jack: I'm a pirate
Jill: Really, I thought you were a fish.
Jack: I'm haxing you
Jill: If were already at the top of the hill, what do you want? Say something clearly so I can understand you.
Jack: snarbucklearrggggg!
Jill: Your impossible!

by heliotopicOnEarth May 23, 2010

What do you want?

Expression used when someone is complaining about something that was bound to happen.

Person 1: Aw man, I broke the screen of my ICrap
Person 2: What do you want? They make millimeter thick screens just for idiots like you to buy their shit over and over again!

by An Unknown Dinosaur July 26, 2012

Do you want to build a snowman

It's a way of secretly asking if you want to make out with the asker and eventually have sexual intercourse.

He: Hi there!
She: Hey, long time.
He: For sure. What are your plans for this weekend?
She: None. Do you want to build a snowman?
He: FINALLY!!

by GOIENmv January 9, 2019

do you want a trophy?

What you say when someone does something you don’t care about

Person 1: I won a game of fortnite!
Person 2: Do you want a trophy?

by BaileyDoesParkour October 1, 2018

Do you want sticky keys?

It is a question by Windows 10 if you spam the shift, CTRL, ALT, or Windows button the question will pop up on your monitor. And no, i don't want sticky keys.

Do you want sticky keys? The answer is no poopy brainer

by I am the OWO December 22, 2019

Do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?

It's an intensification of "what do you want, a cookie?" which shows lack of interest when someone tells something he considers very cool or amazing, mostly while showing off whith it.

For example, you can use it when you are down and someone thinks he has to tell you just NOW how happy and overjoyed he is.

(I am sad because my love is already assigned)

Annoying person: ...and I just kissed her! She requested me to bring her home and in front of her house she asked whether I wanted to see her stamp collction -haha- and of course I said yes- damn she's so friggin' hot- and then we went in and she took off her...
You: Hey, do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?

by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011