Darren Morrison

A large male originating from Knockadalteen in Co. Sligo, Ireland. Known for his perverse sense of humor and his pedofilliac characteristics Darren is best not approached in any situation. Renowned for his abnormally large sideburns Darren is a living example of puberty gone wrong. It is also suspeceted that he may also be running an animal pornographic studio in his room.

Guy 1: "Oh my God! Is that guy fucking a horse?"

Guy 2: "Meet Darren Morrison...."

by Anon m0ssy xp3r7 February 20, 2009

Darrell

Darrell is a real one. He’s ma nigga and a true g. Darrell always knows what’s up and will tell it how it is. Never disrespect Darrell or he’ll rough your shit up. Darrell is a badass mutha fucka.

Have y’all met Darrell? He’s a real one

by ASDFFDSA12344321 May 3, 2021

Dirty Darrian

When you take a ferret, shove it up your ass and then shit it out onto your partners chest

Hey baby, you down for a dirty Darrian later *wink*

by Harry McCrak May 21, 2019

Oh Darren

A person with low moral values And a willingness to inconvenience others for personal gain!

He expected me to take him home everyday and I didn’t even get a thank you, Oh Darren!

by PRGC June 5, 2019

Darrell

Darrells are kind and sweet hearted. They love the word love and if you are theirs they don't want to ever lose you. Darrells make it seem like they need someone just to live and that's not always a bad thing. Darrells make a great husband & a hard working man that wants whatever you want and need. Darrells make sure you are okay before they are. And he is the sexiest man in the world. That knows how to please a woman. Body is so perfect and his eyes are so beautiful hair so curly. they are faithful and loyal beyond words they won't let anyone else catch their eyes but you.

Best friend : thats your boyfriend Darrell right?

Me : yea that's him.

Bf : I wish i had a Darrell

Me : don't we all darrell is just so damn perfect

by QueenSized April 19, 2016

Darrin

Darrin is the most good looking, hottest , funniest and coolest guy you’ll meet. People all love him and want to be around him, however darrin doesn’t like most people. He picks the people he is around carefully and hates being around dumb, lazy and non ambitious people. He is the life of the party and makes every event a million times more fun by his presence and amazing music sense. He is mysterious and cool and people are drawn to him because of that vibe he gives off. He is serious when he needs to be and playful when out. Family is important to him and he’s very protective over them so dont mess with his family. Darrin is very competitive and loves winning. He is sporty and is the best at playing games.

Darrin is tall, sexy and has beautiful broad shoulders. Girls love him and guys are threatened by him. Never does he pay attention to any girl cause he only has eyes for his lady. He does anything for her and always makes her feel like a queen. No other guy does it better than him. Once he has a good thing he’ll forever hold on to it and never let it go.

Darrin is perfect.

“Wow who is that tall guy over there? It seems like he is not approachable”

- “Thats darrin, he is the coolest guy you’ll meet! He has a girlfriend and is very loyal to her. I wish i had a boyfriend like darrin”

by Whatweallthink May 22, 2021

Dimebag Darrell

One of the greatest guitarists in the world. He played for Pantera. He died rather tragically by some fucking idiot on December 8, 2004, exactly 24 years after the death of John Lennon.

Even if you don't like Dime, you have to admit his death was senseless.

by I Hate Conformists April 30, 2005