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Long Distant Hole Puncher

Synonym for any kind of Firearm.

Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"

"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023
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distant mind

The official title of an indie horror teen graphic novel. In Distant Mind, a teenager named Micah Myriad discovers that he has latent abilities to communicate with the deceased. Shenanigans ensue afterwards.
Hey man, have you read the newest Distant Mind issue?
It fuckin rocks!
by haimerei13! August 29, 2023
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distant learning

Daring quarantine for 2020 we need to do distant learning
by YEETYEETSMELLMYFEET January 4, 2021
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Socially Distant

To feel utterly detached from the need or desire to socialize.
Honestly, I haven’t spoken to them in a while! Work has me feeling pretty socially distant lately”
by kxtbonifacio January 10, 2022
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Distant Nut

The act of one self nutting and trying to aim the streem of sperm into one's mouth.
Person A: asks person B. If person B has done the Distant Nut
by Master designer August 29, 2025
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distant-relative-in-law

1- Distant-relative's spouse.
2- Spouse's distant-relative.
Distant-relative-in-law.
by Folqa July 24, 2024
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co-distant-relative-in-law

Spouse's distant-relative's spouse.
Co-distant-relative-in-law.
by Folqa July 24, 2024
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