chronic disposition

When something is way out in your life

Mang, I have chronic disposition after sleeping with that hooker!

by Phat Petes September 14, 2022

Diapositive

English word for Diapositivos or power point slides.

Make sure u bring the diapositives for the class

by Uqroo DCS October 5, 2011

disposahoe

a disposable hoe a one night stand

lets go get some disposahoes at the local watering hole guys and get rid of them before sunrise

by dickmaster5000 November 25, 2013

disposing digested food

Also known as DDF.Its when you have to poop a lot.

"Ugh,be right back I have to do my DDF stuff...."Jimmy said."What's DDF?"Bob said."Disposing Digested Food"Jimmy replied.

by helloihavecripplingdepression May 3, 2017

despasitoed

verb,

When a song is ruined because it's played a million times a day.

Me: "Did you listen to Havana yet ?"
Lukas: "Uhh go away with that song !"
Me: "Why ?"
Lukas: "It got despasitoed to death ..."

by Dannnis January 16, 2018

Disposing of an asset

When the continuation of depreciating a long term tangible asset at a diminishing value becomes unprofitable or purposeless, so the company decides to dispose of the asset at a stipulated cost which is below book value resulting in a loss which is then offsetted against the companies profits. A transaction of this nature is usually made when the asset becomes dormant and ineffective, even though it may well still be in the beginning of its life expectancy. The disposing of as asset is also written off the Balance Sheet as a long term investment and making way for a more effective and valuable long term asset.

If there is capital to be made on disposing of an asset, then both parties agree to a value where under the table cash transactions are made (off the books) and a much lower value is agreed upon (on the books) which is then recorded as a loss and offsetted against the companies net profit.

Rupert Murdoch: "I got rid of Alex!" James sighed, "I thought he was an asset, turns out he was nothing but a liability"
Alan Bond: "What do you mean you got rid of him, hope you didn't kill him"
Rupert Murdoch: "Nah, there's no gain from killing him, I sold him to the opposition and i made a profit"
Alan Bond: "Ahhhh, now I can see how Wendi Deng has asianized you"
Rupert Murdoch: "What do you mean by that?"
Alan Bond: "Nothing!, you know hoe Asians are carnivorous when it comes to money, it looks like it's rubbing off on you"
Rupert Murdoch: " Yep, learn Alan, disposing of an asset requires a lot of foot work if you know what I mean".

by A=L+P January 19, 2018

Dipsposion

An idiot bomb

friend: “there are so many idiots here!”
me: “yea i guess there was a dipsposion recently

by PeePeePooPooSofee November 6, 2020