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Dirty Ballbuster

When the female grabs the male's genitals and drags him across the room until you reach the car. Then she places his balls in the door and slams it. His balls now crushed, the female chews on his bloody testes and spits them out into the male's mouth and says, "How you like me now, biznitch?"
I used to be a uniball, but ever since my girl gave me a Dirty Ballbuster, I'm a zero-ball. I feel like a woman. Duh nuh nah nuh nuh nah nah.
by Matt Dementous June 21, 2010
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dirty balls

to cup someone's balls into your palm and then insert index+middle finger into anus to massage prostate. then pull out fingers covered in shit and wipe onto bottom of nutsack
i gave Pedro R. dirty balls after he tried to rape me, stop giving me dirty balls!, he gave me dirty balls when I kissed his mom
by JayBallsack November 27, 2012
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Dirty Ballard

A boy who dates fat crazy girls with daddy issues and attachment issues. Usually can’t drive to save his life, especially his daddy’s jeep.
A Dirty Ballard will destroy company property on occasion. Pronounced: Ball-Of-Lard
by Big P-Edo September 29, 2022
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ditty ball

The nasty nappy tiny balls at the end of dreadlocks.
Baby!!! Come cut this ditty ball off the end of my loc!!!
by Shaym27 April 5, 2016
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chinese dirt ball

When you're eating out an Asian chick's asshole and she shits in your mouth.
Two asian chicks gave eachother chinese dirt balls.
by Kandyman420 June 10, 2016
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dirty gutter balls

The act of inserting both balls into a females asshole, then taking them out and having her lick them clean, tea bag style.
She loves it when I feed her my dirty gutter balls!
by newarmy January 25, 2008
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Tight Dirty Thirty Balls

-T.D.T.B. A transitional state of a man’s testicals in which they no longer have the luster of youth they once had in their 20’s

-Noun: wrinkled, testicles that belong to a man 30 years or older. (more commonly referred to as T.D.T.B.)

-Balls that always seem to be sweaty and sticky
Girl 1: "So, how is Gordan in bed?"

Girl 2: " he was turning me on and all, but then I felt his Tight Dirty Thirty Balls (T.D.T.B) and I would have needed to do some blow to get on that!

I don't Have old man balls i still have T.D.T.B
by Mr Mc MoMo December 5, 2011
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