Theory that states and defines the question of why men pop random boners.
The theory states that when you encounter an awkward/random boner in any given time or place, it is solely because in the fourth dimension, a thot is riding you, but in result of the natural phenomenon being in another dimension, you cannot witness this firsthand with your own eyes. The only physical act you feel is having a random boner.
There have been numerous cases of people who believe they can perceive the fourth dimension, that have "witnessed a thot ride them" in a location where no one could gain access to in the real world, such as a house or bedroom.
Other encounters include people stating that these mythical thots riding them "so hard they almost pulled me into another realm of concience and time".
The theory states that when you encounter an awkward/random boner in any given time or place, it is solely because in the fourth dimension, a thot is riding you, but in result of the natural phenomenon being in another dimension, you cannot witness this firsthand with your own eyes. The only physical act you feel is having a random boner.
There have been numerous cases of people who believe they can perceive the fourth dimension, that have "witnessed a thot ride them" in a location where no one could gain access to in the real world, such as a house or bedroom.
Other encounters include people stating that these mythical thots riding them "so hard they almost pulled me into another realm of concience and time".
"Man, why do I always pop a random boner in class?"
"Woah man, your out-of-dimension-thot is into that kinky school girl stuff"
"Out-of-dimension-thot?"
"Yeah man, have you ever heard of The Thot Theory of the Fourth Dimension?"
"Woah man, your out-of-dimension-thot is into that kinky school girl stuff"
"Out-of-dimension-thot?"
"Yeah man, have you ever heard of The Thot Theory of the Fourth Dimension?"
by MushroomTippedHead5000 December 2, 2017
Get the Thot Theory of the Fourth Dimension mug.She was so two dimensional that she didn't even realize the danger of what she was putting herself or her loved ones in.
by Sir Claymore May 20, 2016
Get the two dimensional mug.One must ascend to a godlike state of mind to even comprehend what being down multi-dimensionally is like. Until humanity is able to transcend and blink between parallel realities, witness time as a construct, being down multi-dimensionally can only be reduced to a form of horniness that is so desperate that one is willing to travel between different dimensions and realities to find anything to copulate with.
If we are ever fortunate or (unfortunate) enough to ever witness an instance of being down multi-dimensionally, it will be a level of low too mind-blowing to comprehend or explain. The average human would surely descend into madness upon witnessing someone being down multi-dimensionally, or become enlightened.
A category 5 down bad, not to be confused with category 2 down horrendous, category 3 down cataclysmic, or category 4 down universally.
If we are ever fortunate or (unfortunate) enough to ever witness an instance of being down multi-dimensionally, it will be a level of low too mind-blowing to comprehend or explain. The average human would surely descend into madness upon witnessing someone being down multi-dimensionally, or become enlightened.
A category 5 down bad, not to be confused with category 2 down horrendous, category 3 down cataclysmic, or category 4 down universally.
"Did you hear about what happened to Timmy four years ago?"
"Yeah, didn't he claim to witness someone being down multi-dimensionally?"
"Yeah. He's been staring at that wall ever since."
Timmy: "ňØ͘ˆ¨˜„Œˆ¨˜Îˆ¨˜˜¨ˆ˜ÍÔ˜ßå∆˜∂ßå∂∆˜"
"Yeah, didn't he claim to witness someone being down multi-dimensionally?"
"Yeah. He's been staring at that wall ever since."
Timmy: "ňØ͘ˆ¨˜„Œˆ¨˜Îˆ¨˜˜¨ˆ˜ÍÔ˜ßå∆˜∂ßå∂∆˜"
by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021
Get the Down Multi-Dimensionally mug.When a person does not want to be in the 3rd dimension, but feels that he or she should have been a cartoon their entire life
Jake: Yo how's it going Bob?
Bob: I just came out as trans dimensional, and prefer to go by the name of Sheen
Jake: From Jimmy Neutron? If that makes you happy.
Bob: I just came out as trans dimensional, and prefer to go by the name of Sheen
Jake: From Jimmy Neutron? If that makes you happy.
by Shade_Lobber June 2, 2016
Get the trans dimensional mug.Any one of the six beings forged out of space, time, light, darkness, life, energy, and matter at the start of every universe. They usually serve as mercenaries, assassins for hire, or bounty hunters. The six members are Z, D, P, S, N, and J. Though not humans, they do appear as such. Their godlike powers are virtually unrivaled in all the dimensions. They're pretty damn badass.
Me: Am I the only one that thinks the Dimension Masters are gay? ...No?
My friend: Shut the fuck up, man. They're more badass than the Avengers!
Other friend: They could totally kick Satan's ass any day!
Me: If you say so...
My friend: Shut the fuck up, man. They're more badass than the Avengers!
Other friend: They could totally kick Satan's ass any day!
Me: If you say so...
by Practical Problems December 19, 2013
Get the dimension master mug.by MC BallSac March 12, 2006
Get the Fourth Dimensional Bong Hit mug.1. dimension (n) pl. dimensions: A specification of the spatial and directional limits of a given space, designated by a number representing the maximum number of lines in said instance of geometric space that can possibly exist such that the angle between any one of them and any other one of them is a right angle (also designated by the minimum number of points needed to define it minus one).
2. dimension (n) pl. dimensions: A category of related units of measurement that can be converted to one another from one another.
3. dimension (n) pl. dimensions: An alternate universe or a parallel universe, the latter usually referred to in fiction.
2. dimension (n) pl. dimensions: A category of related units of measurement that can be converted to one another from one another.
3. dimension (n) pl. dimensions: An alternate universe or a parallel universe, the latter usually referred to in fiction.
Definition 1 example: A plane exists in 2 dimensions because only 2 lines at a time can be mutually perpendicular in it.
Definition 2 example: The dimensions in question in the formula for speed are distance and time.
Definition 3 example: In this other dimension, the strange people with giant hands did things vastly differently.
Definition 2 example: The dimensions in question in the formula for speed are distance and time.
Definition 3 example: In this other dimension, the strange people with giant hands did things vastly differently.
by InvaderKap March 31, 2009
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