Diked

when a person, usually a lesbian or scrawny male, spikes their hair. Forming ones hair in a way that would resemble that of a dike.

by mynoduesp69 November 11, 2009

Dike

it is artifacial reclaimed land on the shores of north germany.

by Jelly Fish July 20, 2005

- Have you seen Connors Mum?
- Yer she’s such a dike

by Heelooooooo March 18, 2018

The fuzz bumping, lesbian version of a viking.

Hey aren't you a viking? Oh no Sir, I'm a Diking.

by Hugo Gonzalez November 1, 2003

The partner to a Bull Dike, often more feminine and may resemble a normal woman.

Me: I thought she was straight until I saw her 'Bull Dike' friend named Pat.
Other: Yeah, wow - Angie is a real Cow Dike.

by Tommy Kay January 12, 2008

A purely sarcastic response to seeing a lesbian couple, as though it is shocking, usually uttered by gay folk.

Avert your eyes, my dear, and don’t look; yikey dikes!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2019

That shitty haircut girls are getting. Bit longer than a bob.Looks utter shit.

“Oi Andy mate look at that birds trim“
“Yeah proper Dike-Cap innit”

by notbinladen April 1, 2020