dicktation

the gentle art of teaching someone by fucking them

its ok sweetie, its time for some dicktation

by Beavis September 21, 2003

Dicktation

Taking orders from an authoritarian idiot, a dick.

His angry, one word directives that made no sense became known as dicktation.

by CentralDogma December 31, 2016

dickbarton

A Grass.

Milkybar is such a dickbarton. With a chode of dimentions 2"x9"

by dickbarton March 11, 2004

Dickratio

The Dick to clam ratio at any given event.

Dude 1: I really wish there was more clam to slam in here.
Dude 2: Yeah, I'd love to bruise some seafood tonight.
Dude 3: DICKPARTY! (Bad Dickratio)

by TheDaggers March 7, 2008

Dickwagon

1) Any vehicle being driven by or transporting an asshole.

2) Any vehicle being operated in an irresponsible manner (i.e., road rage, no signals, driving too slow, erratically, etc.).

3) Any vehicle displaying the Union Jack.

4) Any vehicle burning large amounts of oil and generating clouds of smoke.

Jesus! That old black lady nearly got creamed by that dickwagon! I think he tried to hit her on purpose!

I can't see a goddamn thing thanks to that dickwagon! There goes the ozone layer!

by The Ghost of Tas the Knife May 20, 2010

Dickward

When a xbox player says they are a got at fortnite and they have the large gay

Larry is a xbox fortnite player so he us a dickward

by IC€Y_Exlovo March 2, 2019

dickwarmer

someone who warms up dicks for a profession.

"hey man what do you do for a living?"
"oh, im a dickwarmer."
"wtf? what the hell is that?"
"I warm dicks."
"oh cool, how much does it pay?"
"nothing"
"fuck you fagget"

by jeffd7765 June 27, 2008