dickfor

A jestful term used as a means of luring unsuspecting individuals to inquire into its definition.

e.g.
John: Dude, you're a dickfor.
Adam: What's a dickfor?
John: Ha! You don't know what a dick's for?
(John continues laughing uncontrollably)

by Matt T. February 9, 2004

dicklord

the lord of the dicks. can command other men's penises to do his gay bidding, just by thinking it with his own gay mind.

i: hey, i heard that dicklord calvin, was seen marching back to his apt. from chelsea, with ten dudes following behind him like some sort of gay pied-piper.

c: wow, he really is the lord of the d's!

by the wolf June 27, 2006

dicktocockus

A type a homosexual male bacteria, commonly found in the anus of active gay men

Usually the dicktocockus bacterium is part of the normal flora of homosexual male human, however it seems to have caused the infection in this case

by Perdawg July 28, 2010

Dickcorn

The free popcorn that sits right outside of bathrooms at restaurants and bars.

Hey Dave, Grab me a handful of Dickcorn when you come back from the bathroom.

by ItTingles January 3, 2019

dicktopping

The act of drawing a large, visible penis on top of a structure or large moving vehicle like a bus or house.

Invented by Jeff Bakalar on Cnets the 404

Hey man we're going dicktopping, you wanna come?

Dude I was on google maps and somebody totally dicktopped that house!

by Neo1513 March 24, 2009

dickterrupted

Dick-terrupted- When a girl is talking to a man and is interrupted in a conversation by another man and then both men ignores her to talk about cars.

Sally was talking to Paul when Rodney came over and dickterrupted to show Paul a cool picture.

by Rsinic July 13, 2019

Dickturd

After having anal sex, when a penis becomes plugged with feces, and subsequently "poops" the feces out either during ejaculation or while urinating. Dickturds look similar to hamster turds, and are usually layered in a fashion similar to the buildup of dough in a straw after pressing the straw in the dough multiple times. Dickturds are commonly associated urinary tract infections.

Chaz had to poop, but he didn't tell Trit. So, after banging Chaz in the ass, Trit trit left a dickturd in Chaz's ass when he came. Trit got a urinary tract infection the next day.

by KanadaJayhawk August 28, 2013