dickback

n, A game in which the objective is to place your penis upon someone else's back.
v tr, To participate in the aforementioned game.

ex1; A nude beach is the perfect place for dickback.
ex2; I was doing push ups when my friend dickbacked me.

by Metcalfistan September 26, 2010

Dicksnake

When life pulls a dick move and snakes you when you are least expecting it.

Dude 1: how was work bro
Dude 2: not good, my manager showed up unexpectedly and evaluated me when i was just not ready
Dude 1: damn bro she totally dicksnaked you

by TheStorySoFar April 29, 2014

dickneck

An old person who covers their neck to hide their age.

Hey Nardine did you see the size of Debs collar?
Yeah Vick she's a dickneck.

by Sticks Tweeks May 16, 2008

dickstick

In nominal terms, a dickstick is another term for a dildo. By extrapolation, "dickstick" is a Tomism (see Tomism) and used as a mild insult to one's intelligence. Useable as a substitute for "dipshit", "dickstick" usually indicates one's displeasure of another person's actions.

P1: "Hey, Tom look. Frank just took the last piece of pizza."

T: "Oh, that dickstick! I didn't even get to eat any!"

by Frank Klaune March 15, 2004

dickstock

1. Characterized by petty selfishness or malice
2. In poor physical condition; sick or debilitated

see buttface

"F*** you, dickstock!"

by anonymous43142 April 1, 2008

Dickpack

n. A condom

I'm glad I used a dickpack, I hate that bitch!

by Halftard January 3, 2009

Dickback

Originating from the odd case of having penises on ones back, without realization.
A dickback is someone who thinks they are right or being helpful but are actually being a dick; thus cannot see the dicks on their back.

"Last night Bob told me i needed to get back with my cheating ex, i didn't even know what to say...he is suck a dickback!"

by lolxlol December 15, 2012