dicksturb

When a guy is constantly wanting to have sex and trying to seduce an uninterested person into it.

"Dude, back off. You're totally dicksturbing me right now!"

by Mikey Wai June 30, 2009

dickety

In the Simpsons episode entitled "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish", Grampa Simpson uses it in place of the word "twenty" to recall his initiation into a gang called the Hellfish. His reason? The Germans stole "twenty" from them.

"Now, my story begins in nineteen-dickety-two..." ~ Abe Simpson

by SiliconHero May 3, 2003

dickstain

a stain from dried dickjuice
see also....dickjuice

Al Abad* had a dickstain on his collar
*ficticious name

by Die Slow September 18, 2004

The Dickest

To call something "The Dickest" means that it is the flyest, illest, dopest, hottest thing you have ever seen, heard, felt or known.

"He's THE DICKEST rapper in the game."

Or: "That vintage blue mustang is The Dickest, yo! "

by biancasunshine February 8, 2009

mr dickster

it's your penis dumb ass

your slick ass uncle who is always trying to bust it up on junior bitches

any teacher that you ever had

Cousin 1: What is mr dickster doing at the high school football game? dude doesn't even have kids.

Cousin 2: fucjer is hunting cheerleaders.

Cousin 1: nice.

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 28, 2009

Dicknet

A Women that attracts a lot of dicks.

That girl over there she’s a proper Dicknet init.

by RadiatedStorm August 8, 2018

DICKstractions

When dick becomes distracting to the point you can’t complete your daily tasks.

Adam - *sends snap*

Tabitha - *opens snap* see’s 🍆 video, immediately closes excel spreadsheet

Tabitha, “well that was very DICKStracting I won’t even be able to finish my reporting with all these DICKStractions! Lmao”

by Wolfany January 19, 2021