Andrea didn’t wash her hands after playing with Adam’s stinky dick. Her fingers smelt like smegma so we all called her dick fingers.
by Myrtleton November 22, 2024
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by Sellout President September 5, 2023
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Man 1: Dude, you got some fat sausage fingers!
Man 2: So! You have some Dick-grip fingers!
Man 1: That's just mean!
Man 2: So! You have some Dick-grip fingers!
Man 1: That's just mean!
by Bortin Rhodes September 18, 2017
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by pwnissa June 21, 2009
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So I tried to turn a running snowblower into a sock puppet and now I'm left with a dickfinger for a middle finger
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