Dick-Balling

When you are procrastinating a task at work and do something else non-work related.

Boss: "Hey, stop Dick-Balling about and get them products added onto the website!"

Lazy Employee: "Sorry Sir, I will get back to work ASAP."

by Best WWO Employee October 9, 2023

king dick on ball mountain

someone who thinks he's the shit.

That fucker thinks he's king dick on ball mountain, but he is not

by snatha July 17, 2011

Dick Ball

A dick ball is when a bowler bowls the cricket ball and nips back into your dick.

“Go on Cleggy, bowl a dick ball.”

Or

“Not another dick ball” he says whilst the batter drops to the floor.

by Nickyk11 June 9, 2019

You bet your dick and balls

A phrase said when something is sure to happen. A guarantee.

Example 1
Don: You going to the ice cream social tonight?
Craig: You bet your dick and balls I am!

Example 2
Craig: Are you trading that Carlton Fisk baseball card?
Don: You bet your dick and balls I am!

by fartmaster69 October 31, 2011

dick balls

A trifecta of dicks

Person 1: Ahhhhhh Dick Balls!
Person 2: What is dick balls?
Person 1: A trifecta of dicks!

by Bruce, I am a nice shark October 11, 2010

Fucking dick shit balls face

Fucking Dick shit balls face is a sexually transmitted disease that you can only catch by fucking the devil, the symptoms of fucking Dick shit balls face are the metamorphosis of the shaft into a legitimate piece of shit and the sudden relocation of the testicles to the forehead

Person a- yo that dude has fucking Dick shit balls face
Person b- aw shit crucify that mother fucker, he fucked satan

by Bob the builders tight asshole February 11, 2019

Dick Ball Syndrome

Where your dick and balls are so flabby that they reach your belly button just by jumping

Becky,I have Dick Ball Syndrome. I will never jump again!

by Tess Tickels February 1, 2020