American Diary

A Cool band from maryland with amazingly cool members. Mikey who plainly rocks out and sprays water/beer about the air. Reeder who drums feverishly and has cool piercings for a man. Ben who has an amazing lisp and cool kicks. Then, Brendon who sings it loud and proud while rocking the bass (and has cool hair). Usually seen in Towson MD

James: Did you see american diary at recher theater this weekend?

Tami: Yeah! I got pictures with all the boys! And Mikey spit on me with beer!

James: LUCKY!

by Meow_girl January 9, 2009

Dialrea

A condition held by those who make frequent phone calls

The phone company should pay her medical bills- she has unrelenting dialrea

by Oliverlola September 23, 2016

Diary The Rich Nigga

richest nigga to ever exist and fucks a ton of bitches (milfs)

Yo Diary The Rich Nigga why are you so rich?

by DiaryTheRichNigga September 14, 2020

Diary Battleship

When you try to book something important in your diary and realise there is already something there.

We're playing diary battleship at the moment, "Direct hit!!" you just sank my meeting.

by Ketchsap February 2, 2021

Diary of a wimpy kid Double Down

a really dope book

have you read Diary of a wimpy kid double down

by SpedXdriver April 26, 2022

Sexual Dialysis

Having sex with someone much younger than yourself to rejuvenate your sex life.

You should hook up with that 22 year old because it’s good for the blood, like sexual dialysis.

by MissQueenT December 18, 2019

man diary

Noun. A man diary is the same thing as a journal or a diary. It is used to add masculinity to such phrases as, "I write tender stories of my day in my man diary." This also applies to blogs, ie. livejournal, blurty, xanga.

"Yo dude, let me look at your man diary, give me the link."

by The Legendary Ironwood March 21, 2005