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Type 1 Diabetes

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The one where your pancreas HATES you !

Having it is a full time job that never really gets taught, it's one you learn on the go, every day has new obstacles. There's no 30 minute breaks or vacations & it comes with a lot of responsibility. You can't quit because it's literally life and death
Well, I have type 1 diabetes and i hate it ! Just want a normal life
by DiabeticDisaster January 28, 2021
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A food, usually a dessert, that contains such a high content of sugar that you feel as though you are developing the onset of diabetes when you consume it.
Hey, have you tried Susan's chocolate, peanut butter, and Oreo flavored donut? It tastes like diabetes.
by mediocremaiden November 3, 2010
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Rage and / or extremely foul mood caused by blood sugar problems. Diabetic highs can also come from blood sugar but, sadly enough, diabetic rages are more common.
Kevin went crazy and flipped over a pool table in a fit of Diabetic rage- his blood sugars were through the roof.
by DrumMan44 October 5, 2007
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Diabetic

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Some of the most awesome group of people in the world. They are all crazy cool and shoot up everyday and get lowww.
People try to break their pancreas' to be like us. To bad only a diabetic really knows how to break another persons pancreas...we have super pancreatically invincible powers too.

p.s we are NOT type 2 diabtes..we dont get FATTY
and WE EAT ALL THE SUGAR WE WANT BITCHESSS!
and please....dont give us "sugar free candy" IT STILL HAS CARBS...which is what REALLY MATTERS...plus that stuff tastes gross.

D4L!
SHOOT UP!
"yo look at those G diabetics! They're shooting up right in the middle of class!"
by Diana Dz May 21, 2008
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gave me diabetes

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A person so sugary fake sweet that just being around them for 10 minutes can cause the sudden onset of Type 2 diabetes.
Jess is so sugar fake she gave me diabetes.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
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fat kid diabetes

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Slang for self-induced type 2 diabetes.

Generally caused by drinking a gallon or so of soda per day, shunning vegetables, scarfing down fast food, donuts, candy, and topping it all off with a habit of sitting on ones ass 99% of the time.
Bill: Dude, Big Fat Dan went to the doctor, and guess what?

Jerry: Fat kid diabetes?

Bill: Yes. A SHOCKER, no?

Jerry: Indeed.
by tunnelr@ July 4, 2008
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Diabetis

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What Wilford Brimley has.
I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetis.
by TurkTurkleton August 20, 2011
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