deuce

A piece of human feces.

Dude, i'll be back, I need to go drop a deuce

by Gman82 April 20, 2007

deuce

When you are in a group about to smoke some weed, "deuce!" is called after the blunt or spliff is rolled up to gain status as second in line to hit it (after the roller). If called out before it is fully rolled, it will result in the person getting bitch (last in line to hit it). Proceeded with Treys for third, Quads for fourth, ect...

(Group of 5 people, Blunt is finished being rolled by person 1)
person 2: Deuce!
person 3: Treys!
person 4: awww man...

by whats_a_pseudonym2 January 6, 2009

deuce

It's a game. If someone says something stupid a person yells out "deuce" and slaps the person that said the stupid remark 2 times in the back and once in the head.

guy #1-I'm eat pussy!
guy#2-DEUCE!
(GUY#2 SLAPS gUY #1 in on the back twice and slaps him once in the head.
guy#1-ouch that hurt!

by Plan B aka Plan Bizzle May 13, 2005

deuce

Another word for fecal matter, a lot of the time preceding or anteceding the words drop, dropping, or dropped.

On a dark and stormy night, Axl Rose, the lead singer of Guns N' Roses, opened the front door of his mansion to the smell of roses pervading through the air. He walked upstairs and into his bedroom to find his wife lying face down on their bed. He quickly stripped off his clothes, crouched above her, and dropped a fatty deuce on her back.

by Weezy F Burlo January 10, 2011

deuce

a term used when you have to take a poop

other terms: duke bomb, deuce sweat, dropping the kids off at the pool, dropping el dukay,

dooood i gotta drop deuce brb
"hold on man i wanna ask u something"
shut up i gotta drop deuce sweat gtfo

by big e threatz January 27, 2004

deuce

1. v. to excrete (#2)
2. n. an excretion

1. dude, i totally got to go take a deuce

2. we got there, and there was this big deuce on the bench

by df_approved March 3, 2005

deuce

The second person on a line.

At the Alpha probate, Jerry was the deuce!

by girlchucked April 30, 2006