derpatitis

Having an excessive case of derpies or herp derp, where the infected replaces common words with herp or derp.

Derpatitis is commonly heard during talking or singing "ahh, herp herp herp herp herp ahh derp" or more commonly sung as "Ah, ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann"

by shazbottkc December 18, 2012

Despacito

Annoying and latin pop garbage song that blew up in summer of 2017. The song has all basic elements of modern trash pop song - having boring and repetitive but catchy melody, lyrics about having sex, and a music video with random hot chicks dancing in it. First Despacito has been popular in spanish-speaking countries but it became international hit after Justin Bieber released cover version. Thanks to bieber and his fangirls, the music video has surpassed 6 billion views on youtube and being overplayed everywhere by normalfags and retards. Despacito is very popular among mainstream music lovers aka normies and sheeps. 99% of the people who listen to despacito are millenials and gen z kids, but they don't even know the meaning of the lyrics.

Despacito sucks because the song is about pornography, sexual harrasment and fucking someone in puerto rico.(not fucking kidding)

by 4nt1n0rm13 December 6, 2020

Despacito

A slow-minded moron who is obsessed with sex.

– This guy only pays attention to boobs. And he look like an idiot.
– Yeah, a real despacito!

by Sorin Acela August 8, 2017

Despacito

Despacito is a song that Justin Bieber thought would be good if he covers it. Unfortunately, he ruined it.

person: hey, have you heard the justin bieber version of despacito?
other person: yeah, it ruined the song

by pegasus wings June 30, 2017

Despacito

When you're hitting her from behind and she keeps forgetting your name isn't "Help."

Despacito

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 14, 2018

Alexandre Despatie

World champion diver from Laval, Quebec, Canada. Alexandre has the distinction of being the only person to win at 1,3 and 10m platforms. He is also the only living human who should be encouraged to wear a Speedo at all times.

Alexandre is not gay - a fact many gay men are quite upset about.

Hey, Louis! Check out the slo-mo recap of Alexandre Despatie's last dive. Sacre bleu, those are some nice abs. Great clean entry, too.

Bien sur, Francois. I've always loved Alex's entries.

by rockhound43 October 15, 2010

Despacito

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by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 16, 2018