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Despair

1. The complete loss or absence of hope

2.An utter loss of hope; a feeling of uselessness, often brought about through contact with a greeter at Wal- Mart.
'Greeter: Hey, welcome to Wal-Mart

You: ugh (Despair)...
by thesarcasmguy April 14, 2016
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depastifying

v. (de-pay-stih-fie-ing) --
1. the act of dewhitening yo ass
2. tanning after a long winter of hibernation
After being in the office all winter and losing her Miami tan, Amy decided to go to a tanning salon to depastify her whiteness so she could go to the beach this summer without blinding all the people.
by Syda May 5, 2005
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IT department

A place where you sit around a computer for eight hours watching movies, texting, and playing minesweeper.

Other responsibilities include adding/removing computer hardware, testing software, checking the database, replacing printer cartridges, ordering computer parts, and troubleshooting around the office.

Also the fax machine is always broken and there's never coffee in the break room.
Working in an IT department isn't very convincing but the pay rate is awesome, especially if you're fresh out of college.
by pregnant rhino January 29, 2012
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Despair

The opposite side hope and That bitch Junko Enoshima is really addicted to it.
"Because not knowing where you will end up is despair. Despair is even what you cannot predict. Only despair's unpredictability can save you from a boring future."-That Bitch Junko Enoshima
by Cursed Kokichi Ouma October 12, 2020
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French Departure

French Departure: When you’re a dick and tell your friends you’re going to the bathroom or getting a drink, perhaps even offering them a refill, and just go to bed instead.
“Hey man, going to get a drink. Want anything? ” (proceeds to secretly go to bed, like a dick)

And this, my friends, is a French Departure
by CR 2023 February 26, 2023
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Deepan

Tall and Handsome. Loves to eat and feed. Can get fat and a food belly.
I love Deepan
by Bhrammon November 23, 2021
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