derivatives chad

Doesn't matter which way the market goes the derivatives chad always makes money.

Speaks fluent Greek. Basically invented Gamma Convexity. Trades options on Zeta Markets.

Did you see Marty's PnL last week? The guy is such a derivatives chad

by derivatives-chad June 3, 2022

Derivative

The scientific application of measuring anal play enjoyment of a male subject by holding their flaccid member from behind while simultaneously applying pressure between their cheeks. The weight and growth measured during direct contact via the holder to the hole from behind is what is calculated using this method.

“I found out recently at my derivative appointment that a tongue punch to my fart box is 6x just a finger insertion!”

by DoctorDerivative August 18, 2025

derivative

finds the slope of any function, particularly how fast my life is becoming worse

find the derivative of 3x
actually the derivative of my life’s goodness is -1928271718x^2887777

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 6, 2025

Sex derived

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Sex derived
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sex derived

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

You Are Derived From A Meaningless Existence: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: You Are Derived From A Meaningless Existence: The First Juvenile Release

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025

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Octavia Loreno Spencer Andy Samberg Andy Sameverg Is A Mark Indelicato Who Will GEt Killed Vicariously Through Rorshachs Derived From Pornography Masters Like Octavia Loreno Spencer

Octavia Loreno Spencer Andy Samberg Andy Sameverg Is A Mark Indelicato Who Will GEt Killed Vicariously Through Rorshachs Derived From Pornography Masters Like Octavia Loreno Spencer

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Derivative

Abstract Definition: For any smooth and differentiable mapping f:R->R, the derivative is an operator d/dx that takes f to df/dx, defined by the limit of the difference quotient f(x+h)-f(x)/h as h approaches 0.

Geometric Definition: The slope of the tangent line at any point of the graph of a function.

The Derivative of x^2 is 2x.

by setbender January 3, 2023