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Dequavious Porkpay

Vastly superior to Mousepay and better than FreakBob's Freakpay, Dequavious Porkpay is the most luxurious form of payment available today.
"Do you all take Dequavious Porkpay? That's alright, it works every time."
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Dequavius

A Dequavius is used to reference a person who is bald or balding.

Slang// Someone who is a proud member of the british conservative party (Tory) (Can also be used

colloquially to reference a child predator)
"Tom, did you see tony yesterday, he is on his way to becoming a Dequavius, with the way his hairline is going"
Slang// "Did you see that politition yesterday, he looked like a right Dequavius type he did
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dequavious backshots

the WETTEST most extreme and hardcore form of backshots one could endure.
Did you see that Vans Model arching on that billboard? He was DEF ready to receive some DEQUAVIOUS backshots. Always pushing.
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Daquavion Jones

A friend in ur fifth period or workplace that knows everything. He knows all the facts, moves, and methods. So you can use him as a scapegoat for why you know something
My homie Daquavion Jones told me that hyenas give birth through a penis
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The elephant in the room

Once mastered, this word can be adapted, like, "this is so dequavie," or, "what the dequavie (WTD)"
(noun)

"The dequavious pork of the situation is that he is lying to me!"

"Once you grasp the dequavious pork of the situation, you can understand where I'm coming from"
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The elephant in the room

Once mastered, this word can be adapted, like, "this is so dequavie," or, "what the dequavie (WTD)"
(noun)

"The dequavious pork of the situation is that he is lying to me!"

"Once you grasp the dequavious pork of the situation, you can understand where I'm coming from"
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"the dequavious pork of the situation is that he's lying to me!"

"once you grasp the dequavious pork of the situation then you can talk"
by boofinthetrap November 21, 2025
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