That last desperation

When you have drunk the whole bottle of water or a beverage, it always appears to have a drop leftover in the bottom of the container. That drop of drink is considered as the best portion, but u just can't drink it because of the fucking surface tension

George: "Dude I can't drink the last drop of my coke godammit, it's That Last Desperation!"
Tom : "Don't even start that shit to ruin my mood of this day u dick."

by Your gf's boy Jowey April 17, 2018

desperation

A convenient anagram of 'a rope ends it'.

No other cure for desperation.

by MadTom August 12, 2004

desperation towel

1. When one uses a restroom and there are either no paper towels or a hand dryer, so he or she just uses his shirt as a substitute. In the ideal situation, a colleague or employee is using the bathroom the same time as you and you can use their desperation towel.

Jake: "Hey bra! What ya up to?"
Brian: "I'm waiting for Bill to use the bathroom so I can use his Pink shirt as a desperation towel."

by Ndawg12 April 2, 2010

Desperation Candy

The stale, weird or other similarly mediocre candy or sweet food eaten because the "good" candy is gone and the person eating it is too high to drive to the store. Desperation Candy can include but is not limited to any holiday candy older than six months, anything with dried fruit (Raisinettes) or coconut in it, ethnic candy made from unconventional ingredients, candy found between sofa cushions, and so on.

"Hey, munchie time. Where's the Reese's PB cups?"

"Gone. All we have left is desperation candy; you want peeps from last Easter or some broken fortune cookies?"

by Rupert J. Syphilis April 23, 2010

Desperationing

Having a strong feeling of desperation or doing super desperate things in a super desperate way.

We desperationing.😔🤚🏽~Indira Brown

by Indira Brown October 13, 2019

MMO Desperation

1) Someone feeling that they need currency or a certain item on an MMO so bad that they take desperate measures to get what it is they want
2) Someone taking deperate measures to get a girlfriend/boyfriend on an online game

I saw this girl on WoW chat spamming she'd send pictures of herself naked to all guys on that server. That's a sign of MMO Desperation.

by ExplosivePants December 24, 2010

Wiggy Desperation Rack

In the game of beer pong, the Wiggy desperation rack is when you have 6 cups left to hit but are down 3 or 4 cups and you take the rack at 6 because you are desperate and in need of hitting some cups.

"RACK"
"You have 6 cups left dude"
"WOW WIGGY IS DESPERATE"
"They don't name the Wiggy Desperation Rack after me for nothing"

by Wiggy G-Unit March 8, 2008