denderphiliac

one who must be in contact (usually sexual) with "dender" or plants and stuff.

I couldn't drag te denderphiliac out of the forest, I feel sorry for those trees too.

denderphiliac by look up meadows June 18, 2003

dendropheliac

also known as a Mckenzie.

The Robb's DVD broke so he couldn't peep no dwarf porn. The chode stepped to the park to find an oak....

dendropheliac by callin' robster a twat October 7, 2004

Dendraphiliac 

Someone who likes girls named after trees

Ross is a dendraphiliac and loves Acacia because she possibly has dendrites.

Dendraphiliac by secret friend October 20, 2006

Dendrophilia 

people like me who walkie talkie girls and tell them that i am humping the trees and getting my grove on

i humped this tree one time and there was seaman on it when i left i dont know if i we are expecting a baby because she hasn't responded yet

Dendrophilia by dead awesome in the bed August 21, 2003

Nendrophiliac

Same as Kendra's definition, except...

"A person who cannot live without sex...
a teenage boy"

Is wrong, since they/we quite often Ido/I live without sex.

Hef. But that wasn't long enough.

Nendrophiliac by AxTng1 November 22, 2004

Dendrophiliaphobic

A person that is afraid to have sex with trees!

I'm sorry I can't have sex with you in the tree house that tree might rape me and I am Dendrophiliaphobic

Dendrophiliaphobic by Mike DeMarco January 28, 2023