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dendropheliac

The Robb's DVD broke so he couldn't peep no dwarf porn. The chode stepped to the park to find an oak....

Dendraphiliac 

Someone who likes girls named after trees
Ross is a dendraphiliac and loves Acacia because she possibly has dendrites.
Dendraphiliac by secret friend October 20, 2006

Dendrophilia 

people like me who walkie talkie girls and tell them that i am humping the trees and getting my grove on
i humped this tree one time and there was seaman on it when i left i dont know if i we are expecting a baby because she hasn't responded yet

Nendrophiliac

Same as Kendra's definition, except...

"A person who cannot live without sex...
a teenage boy"

Is wrong, since they/we quite often Ido/I live without sex.
Hef. But that wasn't long enough.
Nendrophiliac by AxTng1 November 22, 2004

Dendrophiliaphobic

A person that is afraid to have sex with trees!
I'm sorry I can't have sex with you in the tree house that tree might rape me and I am Dendrophiliaphobic