delayed smoke

When someone says they want smoke but just keep postponing it until the beef goes away

That nigga Zach pussy he’s all about that delayed smoke, he won't even post up

by Yuioxxxll May 21, 2020

DecayedSpirits

cute audio maker whos gay and is sexy asl <3

omg decayedspirits so hot

by Oz4s May 7, 2021

globally delayed

The new politically correct word for retarded or slow to learn about everything.

Peter had to take 3rd grade for the third time. He's globally delayed.

by Paula Steeves November 18, 2006

delayed

A Super Smash Bros. Brawl wanter's least favorite word.

"Damn it was delayed again. Thats it. Now I have to write an angry e-mail."

by cody moore February 20, 2008

delayed

its just like calling someone retarded, except, its still politically correct, so start using it until they have to find another politically correct term to call the delayed people. like "mentally slow paced"

: See that guy that's saying he's strong like hulk?
: yee
: Fucker's delayed.

by well....fuck May 9, 2008

delayed jinx

When one says a word or phrase 1 to 2 seconds after someone else said the word or phrase, without realizing the primary person said it; one could then call "delayed jinx".

Person 1: "Oh my gosh, it's sunny out!"
Person 2 at a 1 second delay: "Oh my gosh, it's sunny out!"
Person 1: "Delayed jinx!"

by isathotmail June 8, 2010

Delayed Reaction Man

Delayed Reaction Man is one of the best superheros ever.

...However, he isn't that reliable for being on time to save the day.

Person One: *is about to be stabbed by a random stranger* Help me Delayed Reaction Man!

20 minutes later....

*Person One is left on the ground bleeidng in its own blood*
DRM: Have no fear! I'm here to save the day!

by Nion_lead June 10, 2008