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deformed man's toilet

The official name for accessible toilets in China, translated literally from its original Chinese-language counterpart.
Kyle: Hey, I took this disabled guy into the deformed man's toilet yesterday.
Chris: Why are you calling accessible toilets that?
Kyle: Just because I want to. I love going to the bathroom in China.
by The Real Driller January 10, 2022
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To Deforest the Netherlands

To remove the pubic hair from the area of the Vagina or the Penis.
Once she realized that her pubic hair poked above her bikini bottoms, she picked up her razor, and went to deforest the Netherlands.
by dr.doodlotle August 17, 2011
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Magnum Deformis

A big fat species often referred to as Your Mother.

The species originally came from a distant galaxy long ago, and crashed into the earth at high speeds approximately 10,000 years ago.
Alright students; Go to page 69, cause today we are learning about Magnum Deformis.
by Pablo's Friend October 29, 2022
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defoo

What happened to the other poster and that's why he's so bitter now. It's when you cut the wheat from the chaff in your life.
Lidya's parents had always told her she was a peice of shit, then one day she decided to defoo them and she's never been happier or more successful.
by John Golt June 16, 2018
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deformative

a word used lightly to describe someone who is acting retarded or like they are deformed in some way.
sarah- acts like a spastic
bob- "hahahahahaha, you deformative!"
by noodlenose August 30, 2005
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anal defloration

First time your anal flower gets penetrated by a penis or an object large enough to resemble it (e.g. a strap-on dildo in case of a lesbian couple).

It's also called loosing your anal virginity. Or as Sarah Silverman calls it: loosing your real virginity. Indeed, oral or vaginal sex happen for some of us even before we reach our sexual maturity. Sometimes not because we are ready or feel like it, but just because everybody does it. But the day you are ready for anal sex, only then you can say your mind is open enough from a sexual POV. Only then you can honestly say you're not a virgin anymore when it comes to sex.
My husband still thinks I was a virgin when we met, because he deflowered my pussy. What he doesn't know, is that I had my anal defloration 5 years before that - and enjoyed lots of sex since. ;)

Oral & anal sex are indeed 2 great ways of enjoying your youth, and still saving your "virginity". And that's good not necesarily because some men still appreciate that, but mainly because it'll save you from unwanted pregnancies.
by Dhadik March 8, 2008
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DeFOO

Disengage Family Of Origin. An expression used by the podcast Freedomainradio that tries to make people cut "unbalanced" & "unhealthy" ties to their family and parents. By many considered a cult.
I deFOO'ed for a short while but quickly realised I didn't have a clue what my parents did for my sorry teenage ass.
by DlProgan July 13, 2018
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