five finger death punch

violently thrusts fist into your significant others choochie until death

bf: i’m going to five finger death punch you when we get home
gf: omg plz do

by mr.mcsisterfister69 November 28, 2021

Five Finger Death Punch

When you put four fingers in a woman’s pussy and your thumb up her ass.

I sent her straight to nirvana with that five finger death punch.

by PicPickle June 25, 2022

Five Finger Death Punch

When a person soaks their fingers in the spiciest sauce they can find,then proceed to put all five soaked fingers in an orifice of the said person's partner.

Guy 1: yo, why are your fingers reddish?
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!

by Hamsir October 8, 2022

death by dick punch

A Capital Punishment alternative to lethal injection. The individual on death row is punched repeatadly in the dick until flatline status has been reached.

Did you hear? Larry died of dysentery yesterday. Hey, at least it wasn't death by dick punch.

by Bon38 October 2, 2011

Dethpunch

a mixture of hard liquor and hawaiian punch. it consists of everclear, bacardi 151, wild turkey 100 proof, and triple sec. it has been named Dethpunch for the reason it has hospitalized many people and killed a few as well. something to be made for a bunch of people or for the alcoholic in you. do not drink a whole batch in a sitting yourself, it WILL kill you, hence the name. it should not taste like any of the above mentioned liquors or go down like any either. the effect will creep up on you, some will have a glass then quickly drink more because they dont feel anything. the lack of an A in the name was intentional because usually while drinking it, you spell it while texting, typing, etc.

scale for an idea of how many glasses of Dethpunch before probable certain death. if youre a lightweight, 5 glasses should have you visiting the hospital.

2 glasses- decent buzz.

3 glasses- shitfaced

4 glasses- questionable judgment on who you fuck, black outs, severe vomiting.

5 glasses- complete passing out

6 glasses- ER visit, get there....FAST.

7-10 glasses- stomach pumping, charcoal, and usually, death.

by 77/80 November 9, 2010

Curry Deathpunch

The male slathers his penile area in fresh curry(preferably spicy), and proceeds to violently mouthfuck a woman(or man ion kno which way you swing) until they die

Nigga 1: Yo my nigga, the shorty wants the Curry Deathpunch?
Nigga 2: Ahlie my nigga? Your bitch suicidal

by Adam1scool February 12, 2020